Dutch Nanny

When a woman is fisted by someone with a wooden shoe on their hand

“Things got a little crazy last night, and after some absinthe she let me slip her the Dutch Nanny…”

by CaKnuckle June 04, 2022

Poot nannie

A NASTY fart

Eww Maeve, you just poot nannied in my face!

by Mongoose lady June 25, 2010

Nanny plum

Everyone’s favourite childhood nan

Imma grow wings and buy some plums
Nanny plum on yall

by Victory royale for Biden January 15, 2021

Rippin' Nanny

Ruthlessly pounding a woman's snatch.

Dude it sounded like you were really rippin' nanny last night.

Yea it was like trying to park an Escalade in a compact parking spot.

by FishHooker December 08, 2006

nanny nailer

The nickname name given for the celebrity who bangs the hot nanny.

It's your fault I'm a nanny nailer...you should've never hired a hot nanny. (Alleged: Gavin Rossdale, Jude Law, Ethan Hawks, etc.)

by XGMOM November 19, 2016

Nanny Berries

The excrement of a fainting goat; found in the form of little balls approximately the size of a BB. They arrive in small packs clusters and disassemble on the point of impact on the ground

"oh my! That fainting goat just let out a load of nanny berries!"

by Bear Phills December 26, 2011

Nanny Goat

A know it all. Someone who insist on being right and will go to any means to prove that they are correct. Nanny goats hold a wealth of information but can be confused with pretentiuos by those unfamiliar with nanny goatisms. Nanny goats are often misunderstood because of their eagerness to share all they know.

Meg was right again. She is always having nanny goat moments.

by terpin October 07, 2011