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Pumps my nads

An expression for something that peeves you off
by Peepeesauce556 May 19, 2017
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I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.
Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.
by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009
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nad neutralizer

(n). When one takes some sort of physical means to decrease one's libido, so one cannot have an erection. Quite often the man will take something to block one's urges. Another name for this is to install a pop up blocker. Don't confuse this with cock blocker. That's entirely different.
Hey, man, I heard that you're going to Vegas tomorrow. With all those scantily clad showgirls around everywhere, aren't you worried that you will get into trouble with the Missus out of town?

No man, I got it covered. I too a 'nad neutralizer, so I'm good.
by Mind Gamer November 25, 2013
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Crab n' nad

Crab n' nad: having intense anal sex when a crab and squid are present
Crab n' nad:
Hey bro why did you want to go to the aquarium so bad?”
“Oh I had to try some of that Crab n’ nad”
by LongCrabs March 22, 2019
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lil nads wasted

Getting blackout drunk, peeing on the floor of a gas station and then waking up in the hospital with a black eye on your birthday with no memory of the precious night.
yo! let’s get lil nads wasted tonight
by dwaynecial August 24, 2019
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nad

an adjective, used to describe a situation when something amazing happens.
by nignog69.420 April 5, 2020
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Cam and Nad day

Mondays are made for Cam and Nad. Cam and Nad days are when Cam and Nad spend the whole day together
ayo I can’t hangout on mondays! that’s cam and nad days
by pussygobbler12344 November 29, 2020
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