Graig is so ambi-masterbatious. He was rubbing one out the other day with his left hand, got tired and finished with his right.
by David R July 10, 2005
Get the ambi-masterbatious mug.Masturbating to any tv show or movie and hoping the more attractive character happens to be on screen when you finish.
I was playing a little Masturbation Roulette to the View today. I was hoping do finish to Elizabeth Hasslebeck, but I ended up on Joy Behar!!
by Dokk Holiday August 3, 2010
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Finding out, that after masturbating, you don't really want to do some of the sexual acts that you deemed a good idea while aroused or horny.
"Dude I was totally gonna go have sex with my Ex Girlfriend yesterday. I was stoked!"
"Well what happened bro??"
"PSH! I had a Masturbation Revelation after I jerked it to try and make it last longer. I texted her after I finished whacking it and told her to fuck off! Then I went and ate a sandwich"
"Well what happened bro??"
"PSH! I had a Masturbation Revelation after I jerked it to try and make it last longer. I texted her after I finished whacking it and told her to fuck off! Then I went and ate a sandwich"
by Rooster Jake August 27, 2011
Get the Masturbation Revelation mug.Masturbating with a condom on. Done to simulate having sex with a condom on or as a way to not give your hand AIDS.
Glenn: Dude, you ever tried condom masturbation?
Max: No, why the hell would I do that?
Glenn: Well you don't want to give your hand AIDS do you?
Max: No, why the hell would I do that?
Glenn: Well you don't want to give your hand AIDS do you?
by friskycurtain April 18, 2009
Get the condom masturbation mug.Question: Is having sex with one's clone incest or masturbation?
Answer: It's neither. It's narcisso-incestuous masturbation.
Answer: It's neither. It's narcisso-incestuous masturbation.
by mysticalcupcake April 17, 2009
Get the narcisso-incestuous masturbation mug.When a man masturbates and when it seems he is finished he keeps going, thus making it hurt, this is machine gun masturbation.
Johnny was so horny he said he was going to use machine gun masturbation on his girlfriends face while she was sleeping.
by Lol'd on your mom October 5, 2006
Get the Machine Gun Masturbation mug.It happens after a person has masterbated. Mainly happens with guys. The person goes to sleep and wakes up late. Typically if your going to take a nap after masterbating you wont wake up for several hours. They will fall asleep and sleep longer than intended. But of course its a great sleep. Thus the Masterbation Coma.
Steve: Hey, Whats up?
Jon: Nothin.
Steve: Wheres Bob?
Jon: Ehh hes in a Masterbation Coma right now, Lets go with out him.
Steve: Alright.
Jon: Nothin.
Steve: Wheres Bob?
Jon: Ehh hes in a Masterbation Coma right now, Lets go with out him.
Steve: Alright.
by GuyWithSomeKnowledge March 27, 2009
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