My Mummy

Its the English way to spell it you Americans.

My Mummy left my dad cause she said that he slept with my neighbour Barbra. Fuck you Barbra.

by MrMystick June 22, 2019

Red Mummy

A used tampon mistakenly placed in a load of laundry, resulting in a load of clothing with intense mentsrual odor.

LaDarrien: "Damn Keisha, you smell."
Keisha: "It ain't me pimp, my ma accidentaly dropped a red mummy."

by MBgreezy and Rboogie December 17, 2006

Mummy Pig

The mother of the War beserker Peppa and is a fat whore who cheats on Daddy pig and won’t stop fucking Grandpa Rabbit

On Netflix it said props was the Great War experience where peppa and her family go through rough times .Mummy Pig is a fat bitch

by ElliotBeavan May 28, 2020

Mummy's Revenge

When a man wraps his penis in toilet paper and has sex with a woman on her period.

"Guy 1: Hey my girlfriends on her period but I still want to have sex with her!

Guy 2: Just wrap your dick in toilet paper but beware the Mummy's revenge!!

Guy 1: Dam, I'm out of Charmin!"

by Mr. TG October 24, 2009

Mummy Dick

7-11 or a convenience store hot dog. Which has been cooking for so long it now resembles a mummy dick.

I'm so hungry I could eat a mummy dick.

by Indiequeen13 April 15, 2016

Mummy Ducky

The titular main character from the Mummy Ducky series. A duck creature that can speak 6000 languages and battles natural disasters while laughing at humans.

We tried to cook Mummy Ducky but we failed..again.

by FM Member December 24, 2019

Your mummy

A very sexy woman indeed

WOW! Is that your mummy? very gud very gud

by whydidjypee May 12, 2022