bacon mudgaurds

the outer lips of the female genitalia

look at the bacon mudgaurds on that

by andy_c_in_da_house September 26, 2006

The Dirty Magdalene

(v.) – an act of daring intimacy. (1) Pursuant to heavy petting our lady, of her own volition, anoints her mammarian protuberances with copious amounts of water-soluble petroleum jelly. Upon removing her gentleman’s codpiece she titty-fucks the hell out of him until the ebb and flow of pearly treasures doth mar her ample bosom. Now post haste, in an ecstatic moment of grace freely given, ladyluck sponges the jus d’amour with her long and bountiful mane, baring cheeks red with rosy dawn. Then grace, not having satisfied her thirst, the Magdalene lap’s love excess from her soiled locks with a rueful smile.
(2) after giving your lady friend the titty bang-bang (with tits nice and lubed), she uses her own hair to wipe up jizz necklace and then licks it out of her hair.

After a night unrestrained consumption, Jack finally persuades Jill to perform the dirty Magdalene.

by Bonny and Clyde September 18, 2007

Muddafluffin

A slang term for the expletive motherfucking.

"Man that movie was muddafluffin AWESOME!"

by Chritophuh October 9, 2008

muddafreeze

A slang in the Bahamas that is used in a moment of shock or surprise.

It's the same as Muddasick
Also normally associated with the word 'well' in front of it.

Muddafreeze I forgot to feed my dog.

by Bruh123 December 7, 2014

muddasshole

A word to describe a rude person. Combined from motherf*ker and assh*ole.

She didn't even say hello back to me , such a muddasshole .

by Jenny.c July 30, 2017

Muddafucka

A word that Joe Pesci uses in a lot of his films, especially Goodfellas and Casino.

It's also a word that others mimic to sound like Joe Pesci and to try to be humorous.

"Hey Brandon, do your best Joe Pesci impression!"
"You Muddafucka, you!"

Or (Joe Pesci in Goodfellas) "Go home and get your fuckin' shinebox!"
"You Muddafucka, you Muddafuckin' mutt!!"

by AlphaDeltaXray1 July 29, 2018

Mudassir

He is very good by heart💕!!but very silent!.haves the habbit to overthinking!!!but very calm n a good frnd 💫!!once he loves Some one she would be very lucky💕he definitely care for her very much!..he may be silent but very true and pure 💫

Do u meet mudassir?if yea..u r very precious 🥰

by UR ARMY FRND😊💜💫 November 25, 2021