Egyptian Mud Pie

Egyptian Mud Pies can only occurs every other leap year. It is the process of mixing a chocolate milkshake with a chinese rice patty. Once this is complete, the mixture is ingested through a bendy straw by an A-list celebrity(preferably Matt Damon). A snap shot must be taken of the celebrity drinking it and saved in a family photo album. Once the album contains at least 5 pictures, it is considered an Egyptian Mud Pie.

In 2012, I will have completed my third Egyptian Mud Pie.

by Gloriatheasianliu1 November 13, 2011

Muddie

(V):The engagement of anal intercourse in a ridiculously large pile of money. Used to exhibit ones sexual and financial greatness.

"I just cashed in my paycheck"
"We should go out to dinner!"
"No, you should get on all fours so I can muddie you."

by Johnny Macaroni April 29, 2005

mud pie

This is when you are doing a girl from behind and you crap in your hand a reach around and smash the "mud pack" all in the girls face. This is an extreme Dirty Sanchez.

I was having my way with a gal the other night and gave her the ole mud pie.

by dirty February 12, 2004

mississippi mud pie

When someone releases excrement and penis ejaculate at the same time anywhere on the body.

Man, I laid a harsh Mississippi Mud Pie on her chest last night. It was so brutal!

by Buckmaster Flex March 14, 2008

Muddied

An act of being hit and/or soaked from a bottle, preferably filled with dirt and water, thrown by another person

(can be used when soaked in any brown liquid but mainly mud in a bottle)

Hah, Gig got muddied from a Second story window after heading to the dentist appointment. What a fucking loser

by Junior ojel May 2, 2021

mumpies

the act of performing cunnilngus (going down) on a woman when she is shitting.

The smell came from the bathroom; I knew Debra was making a poopy, and that meant mumpies or no dinner.

by poobro69 March 5, 2011

Muddie

Loyal fans of the late OG Mudbone.

“Whoa man, your a fellow muddie too?!”

by CJ the Blade September 20, 2018