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mouth present 

A tasty treat for your mouth.
I bought you a mouth present (sandwich).

mouth to south 

Giving oral sex.

This phrase is used by actor Eddie Griffin in "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo".
Russian women are a little freaky down there, hair start in the front, don't end 'till the back. So if you have to give a little mouth to south, put a clothespin on your nose.
mouth to south by RPDJ December 10, 2007

Mouth Beef

A temporary but uncomfortable oral condition that occurs when consuming crunchy, sharped-edged food, resulting in painful trauma to the roof of the mouth. Examples of common food items that cause Mouth Beef are: Antiseptically dry sourdough toast, tortilla chips (if eaten in great gluttonous handfuls), and Cap'n Crunch® breakfast cereal (any variety).
Sorry, sweetcheeks, I can't make out with you tonight; I had five bowls of Cap'n Crunch this morning and have a terrible case of mouth beef.
Mouth Beef by Cheesewich October 13, 2009

mouth-breather 

1. Someone who is incapable of breathing through their nose

2. Someone stupid who is unaware that their mouth is gaping open, often taking in gallons of air and spewing their own dry, bacteria rotten maw into your clean air in your vicinity.
Never let a mouth-breather speak to you very close, or you might regret it.
mouth-breather by Randall Wynn April 13, 2008
Burping. For instance, when you eat cucumbers and immediately start burping.
Abby ate some cucumbers on her salad and the mouth gas began.
Mouth Gas by Rachel_atl February 20, 2009

Mouth Bath 

When a man is receiving oral sex and cum's in the other person's mouth. That person then spits the cum all over the man receiving oral sex.
I gave my boyfriend a mouth bath he will never forget last night! He didn't see it coming!
Mouth Bath by Matron Malice March 17, 2013