Moose Knuckle

aka: camel-toe. When a woman (usually a cowgirl) wears pants that are too tight and rides up their crotch.

Damn! did you see the moose knuckle on that chick?

by Jennifer July 6, 2004

Moose Knuckle Junction

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert October 4, 2018 translation: the effect created in the crotchal region of a man’s pants when pulling up his trousers super high doing a comedy bit making fun of an old man, or more specifically Iowa Republican Senator Chuck Grassley.

“Welcome to Moose Knuckle Junction.”

by Lorilyn October 5, 2018

moose knuckle shuffle

The process involved in maneuvering the moose knuckle while in public but at the same time trying not to attract attention to your activities. Often used when one 'knuckle' gets pinched and spasms of pain start pulsating through the body.

Chris had to perform a moose knuckle shuffle when he inadvertantly sacked himself while looking at Katie's firecrotch.

by Dr. Blue Balls May 6, 2007

Moose Knuckle

The slang name for the labia which is known for a very experienced woman or whore to have. (See Camel Toe or Clam Shell for like definition. These are the same, but young girls or young women to have these.

Damn, did you see the fucking "Moose Knuckle" on that whore.
(See Sloppy Moose Knuckle and Moose Tracks)

by JLOH December 15, 2004

Moose Knuckle Buckle

When you punch someone in the balls and ass at the same time

I just gave that fool a moose knuckle buckle

by Cobs sammitch October 20, 2016

dirty moose knuckle

A fat chicks dirty pussy

Damn look her dirty moose knuckle

by Anggelos April 7, 2015

flying moose knuckle

its when a obeast bitch skydives and lands on someone and they get sucked up her vag cat.

OMS, did you see that guy get the flying moose knuckle?
can he breathe?
whered he go?

by MegaMarthaTheFlyinMooseKnuckle August 9, 2009