mongolian oreo

Lard sausage between two slices of head cheese.

Just Mongolian food. What were you expecting?

"Hey man my grandmother made me a few Mongolian Oreos do you want one?"
"Only if you have fermented mare's milk to wash it down."

by RallyRogers November 10, 2014

Mongolian Cherry

When your banging your lass from behind in the doggy position, unexpectedly force your fist in her ass and Captain Hook that intestine and pull it out ‘causing her to prolapse, then when it’s hanging out slap the m’fucker back in with a dry back-hand.

“Got any skins lad?? How you an that burd get on the uva nite then?” “Yeah here go bro, yeah slammed her all ova kidda, gave the scutter a Mongolian cherry didn’t i?”

by AmberLeafSpecialist September 18, 2020

Mongolian Baptism

When a woman squirts all over your face.

My wife gave me the ol' Mongolian Baptism last night.

by tawnyammm January 2, 2014

Mongolian navy

The strongest navy in the world. Armed to the teeth with a tugboat, "sukhbaatar," and 7 lads (one of them can swim.) they patrol a lake and ship items to Russia.

USA: We got battleships and aircraft carriers!
Mongolian navy: Oh yeah? We got a tugboat manned by a guy who can swim!
USA: Fuck we can't beat that...

by Eat 26 dicks May 29, 2022

mongolian slipper

When your eating ass and she puts hot sauce inside your asshole

I spice up my sex life by giving my boyfriend a mongolian slipper

by Shadow anus November 16, 2017

Mongolian Volcano

Inserting two Mentos into a girl into a girls butt hole and then adding soda.

I’m gonna give you a Mongolian volcano.

by Mongolian Volcano August 23, 2023

Mongolian Fireman

When you light a girls pubes on fire during sex and you must ejaculate to extinguish the flames.

Whilst in China, I became a Mongolian Fireman

by Stew Boy&Mahalo June 14, 2018