To cut off the circulation to the head of your erect penis until it turns purple, then grab your balls and start rotating them around your penis clockwise until there is immense pain. Then you masturbate so when you cum it causes your balls to burst.
by DrPepper0202 February 22, 2023
Get the Mongolian Corkscrewmug. by tawnyammm January 2, 2014
Get the Mongolian Baptismmug. The act where a man defecates in a woman's mouth and then sticks his penis in her mouth while full of fecal matter. He then ejaculates leaving a hollowed out cave in her mouth.
Yo bro! I totally banged that Lucy chick who was into scat fetishes. She even let me give her a mongolian mudcave
by Gator 8er February 4, 2020
Get the Mongolian Mudcavemug. When your banging your lass from behind in the doggy position, unexpectedly force your fist in her ass and Captain Hook that intestine and pull it out ‘causing her to prolapse, then when it’s hanging out slap the m’fucker back in with a dry back-hand.
“Got any skins lad?? How you an that burd get on the uva nite then?” “Yeah here go bro, yeah slammed her all ova kidda, gave the scutter a Mongolian cherry didn’t i?”
by AmberLeafSpecialist September 18, 2020
Get the Mongolian Cherrymug. by zaddymongonliansinger February 18, 2022
Get the Mongolian Domemug. by Shadow anus November 16, 2017
Get the mongolian slippermug. The strongest navy in the world. Armed to the teeth with a tugboat, "sukhbaatar," and 7 lads (one of them can swim.) they patrol a lake and ship items to Russia.
USA: We got battleships and aircraft carriers!
Mongolian navy: Oh yeah? We got a tugboat manned by a guy who can swim!
USA: Fuck we can't beat that...
Mongolian navy: Oh yeah? We got a tugboat manned by a guy who can swim!
USA: Fuck we can't beat that...
by Eat 26 dicks May 29, 2022
Get the Mongolian navymug.