A website which lets you bitch about all your troubles, and everything you just can't stand.
themoanzone.com
themoanzone.com
by Xhristy November 23, 2007
by TooSick4U October 17, 2009
In Norway during the 1850's, the average citizen was poor, tired and uneducated. And last but not least they were bored and were looking for some way to reach something close to euphoria, during something other then sex. So a group of elderly women decided to try something new, and so the first Moaning Circle was born. A Moaning Circle consists of minimum 4 persons, all sitting in a circle. They sit about half an arms length away from each other, and everybody is completely naked. And once everybody is ready, you start masturbating the person sitting to your right. And the important thing is to moan, while, and whenever you feel pleasure. And once you reach your climax, you must let it take you away and let the primal beast within you scream with pleasure, while continuing to satisfy the person to your right. The idea is that you get a unison climax, and that the multiple satisfactory moans of your circle will take you to a new level of euphoria.
1. "MY GOD, i was in a Moaning circle with your sister the other day, and I must say she moans like a savage beast!"
by Norwegian Pecker December 25, 2009
1. The first of and epic series of Harry Twatter, the newfound pornstar, battling the evil wizard, Voldecock.
2. When a magical hairy vagina is entered by a sorcerer's "magic wand", instantly making the wizard moan.
2. When a magical hairy vagina is entered by a sorcerer's "magic wand", instantly making the wizard moan.
Girl 1. "Hey, I heard you have a hairy twatter"
Girl 2 "Yeah, I fucked a sorcerer last night
Girl 1 " Did you pull a sorcerer's moan?"
Girl 2 "Yeah, of course"
Girl 1 "Dabblin!"
Girl 2 "Yeah, I fucked a sorcerer last night
Girl 1 " Did you pull a sorcerer's moan?"
Girl 2 "Yeah, of course"
Girl 1 "Dabblin!"
by Harie Twatter July 02, 2009
"Come on" in Joe language
by SuperSaiyanDragonVegeta June 29, 2009
A sexual move that is performed outside in winter weather. The man makes a small snowball and inserts it into the woman's vagina without her knowledge resulting in her making a sound akin to that of car tires traveling over packed snow, or a moaning sound.
by Officer nipples 42 December 20, 2016
while with a partner, one person goes down on the other. The person getting head now has to make a phonecall to a friend and attempt to hold a regular conversation for as long as they can manage. While on the phone, you aren't allowed to lie. The game ends when the person on the other line figures out they're being phone moaned, and only then is the person who made the call allowed to hang up. When found out, you should note the length of the call. The person giving head should be trying to inflict the quickets Phone Moan on their partner, while the person getting head should try to get the longest time that he or she can go for. IT's a battle of wits, self control, and physical stamina. The ultimate sport. The Phone Moan."
"someone phone moaned me the other day and it was AWKWARD."
"I made Jeremy do The Phone Moan yesterday and he only lasted five minutes."
"I made Jeremy do The Phone Moan yesterday and he only lasted five minutes."
by RainbowAJ January 15, 2012