Somebody who is a dick to everyone and has a vagina. A guy who won't listen to your problems and is just a big old dickbitch.
CuDi: Did you see that guy? He's being such a Finny J Mixer!
SwedishFish: Marcus is such a Finny J Mixer.
Puckfasa: Let's hope he doesn't break a nail!
SwedishFish: Marcus is such a Finny J Mixer.
Puckfasa: Let's hope he doesn't break a nail!
by iamanonymouslysubmittingthis January 1, 2012
Get the Finny J Mixermug. Excrement shot out with such force and precision that it splatters and chunks become stuck to the sides of the bowl.
Her: Honey, why is the powerwasher in the bathroom?
Him: Sorry love, I had a cement mixer poop and those chunks wouldn't budge a bit!
Him: Sorry love, I had a cement mixer poop and those chunks wouldn't budge a bit!
by Keet Squeet May 9, 2020
Get the Cement mixer poopmug. The sexual act of inserting 3 or more red grapes into the vaginal canal and using your penis to juice the grapes into a liquid state for consumption afterward. Once fully mixed a hardy POW is yelled to signify completion.
Last night during a sensual evening Jordan suggested to Ashley that they should have a Catalina Wine Mixer.
by Baby_Belly_69 May 29, 2010
Get the Catalina Wine Mixermug. When a group of males ejaculate into a woman's anus while rolling her and when everyone has finished tilt her over and let the semen pour out resembling cement being poured
by biggyy April 19, 2016
Get the Maryland Cement Mixermug. A common name for a porno, though a cement mixer is a special type of porno where body parts are arranged in incredible artistic arrangements....like when you get a flower arrangement and they make em all pretty.
Yea I'd have a cement mixer with those girls! IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN *wink wink*
I was watching this crazy cement mixer yesterday where this girl clamped this dude in a pretzel with her legs.
I was watching this crazy cement mixer yesterday where this girl clamped this dude in a pretzel with her legs.
by JJSupah August 25, 2004
Get the cement mixermug. When having anal sex with a heavily tequila-intoxicated individual the penis is pulled out of the anus right before orgasm and shoved into the mouth causing the receiver to vomit creating the mixture of "chocolate," tequila, semen, and vomit.
After leaving the Cinco de Mayo celebration Brigham was saddened to learn that he missed watching Jeremy give Emily a Mexican Chocolate Mixer.
by MojoWojo December 16, 2011
Get the Mexican Chocolate Mixermug. This is when little sister is giving dad a blow job and he finishes in her mouth. She then hold it in and continues to give her brother head until he finishes. After that, she opens her mouth and swirls the load with her tongue. Thus the Alabama cement mixer? The commercial version of the Alabama cement mixer is win father and son find a prostitute to provide the same service.
by Rotten robbie April 23, 2023
Get the Alabama Cement Mixermug.