MINIONMOMMY

Harmless, has a big mouth, and spreads lies. Says “you’re obsessed” too often, and isn’t funny. Horrible packer.

Gertrude: “Ew is that MINIONMOMMY? I heard she can’t keep her mouth shut”

by bigbussymother July 9, 2021

Minion fetish

You like yellow Twinkies with one eye! not fun at all... Therapy is needed

Sabrina has a minion Fetish

by minionsmuststop October 28, 2021

Minionillion

The amount of money that the hit film Minions: Rise of gru has grossed in the box office. A constantly growing exponential number.

Bob: how much did the film Minions: Rise of Gru gross in the box office?
Stuart: Idk, ask Kevin.
Kevin: it was around one Minionillion dollars.

by The gentle minion July 11, 2022

Minion tampons

A minion tampon. Popular for Kylee Henke's Zoobe video.

"Is this a joke? Minion tampons? Fucking minion tampons?! Because yeah, you're having your period. You're bleeding against your will. So why don't you shove a fucking minion up your vagina? I mean, what's next? Minion dildos? Why would anyone want to shove a minion into their vagina?! I swear to god this better be a fucking joke."

by l0verB0y? July 24, 2022

scabby minion

meaning ur dirty for doin somink rank !

stop skeeting on me u scabby minion !!!

by cloda May 21, 2006

Aunt Mito

A queen that raised the unripped fruit we know as gon and is super sweet and I love her :}

omg your such an aunt mito (your so nice)

by Killuassecretwhife May 29, 2021

Kaoru Mitoma

The coolest footballer of the modern era. He was born in japan, and moved to England to make a career in the premier league. He plays for Brighton an hove Albion FC, and is by far the coolest and handsomest man on the team. He is bff of bundesliga player Ao Tanaka.

Guy 1: Did you see Kaoru Mitoma’s goal against Arsenal?

Guy 2: Yeah mate it was awesome!

by Number1MitomaFan January 7, 2023