Missy

Missy is a slimy dog. She’s a back stabber. She is not to be trusted. She’s gross and weird. Missy is hideous inside and out.

Ew there’s Missy, don’t trust her around your man.

by Xoxohater March 8, 2024

The Aunt Missy Special

A fart so rancid it can clear everyone in a room, but nobody knows it was you.

Person 1: Eww it smells so damn bad in here
Person 2: I think someone let out the Aunt Missy Special.

by BallTapper69 March 8, 2023

Missy

A Hawaiian woman who appreciates Taco Bell.

Missy went and ate 15 Chipotle Melts at Taco Bell after being informed by XenInfernos of their value.

by XenInfernos March 20, 2021

Missy

Such a beautiful, intelligent, loving, caring and talented woman. A lot of people adore her and wants to be with her. She loves her family and friends so much. If you need anyone to talk to she will always be there for you. You are a lucky person if you have a "Missy" in your life.

John: "dude I'm tired of these hoes, I want a real woman and settle with her for a lifetime"

Steve: "get a Missy dude. You will never go wrong. A wife material indeed!"

by stayhealthyandsafe June 7, 2021

Missi

shortform for Mississauga in Ontario, Canada. Only used by the most epic Missiers of Missisauga.

person 1: yo you from Missi?
person 2: hell yea dawg, Missi all the way B)

by utm student August 3, 2021

Missy

Missy is my name. It's the name that people often assume is short for Melissa. We don't answer to Melissa so don't try to be a smart ass. We are proud of our name and gladly take along with it all of the stigma, jokes, and myths about our name because we are strong and we aint no ' listen here missy' kinda girl.

|Hi Missy, would you like to go have dinner with me?\

by Mystery777 August 4, 2022

Mississippi spit in missy

The act of spitting your chewing tobacco into your woman’s butthole.

“How did it go last night?”
“Oh great, hank gave me a Mississippi spit in missy. Gotta hit the bathroom. Some kodiak is shooting out my back door.”

by Medicjeff February 1, 2020