Michelob Ultra

Flavorless alcohol delivery product that people think is good for them because their television and radio told them so.

I saw a man walk out of the grocery store with three bags of chips, five loaves of bread, and two cases of Michelob Ultra. He's watching his carb intake, you know.

by Beerman September 22, 2003

Mickeltan.

A suntan that only golfers own. Made famous by Masters winner Phil Mickelson.

It includes parts of the face, both forearms and one hand. Not to be confused with the farmers tan.

Blimey it was hot out there today. I played 36 holes and came home with a Mickeltan.

by mattgod66 May 9, 2010

Miscellaneous dick problem

A woman in a relationship that likes to sleep around with various men.

Bob just found out his wife has a miscellaneous dick problem when he came home from work early.

Jenny let the football team run a train on her, she really has a miscellaneous dick problem.

by CJR8402 May 3, 2014

Michelle Kwan

Michelle Kwan was a famous figure skater and was a world champion. She was known for an amazing Spirl. She is now retired.

Person: Who is that?

Skater: That's Michelle Kwan! Duh! Look at her Spiral!

by Lifeonice January 4, 2015

michelob ultra dick

It’s slender, smooth with little to no veins when fully erect. The surroundings, balls included, are waxed clean to perfection.

Chad totally has a michelob ultra dick.

by HotSweatyLady January 14, 2020

Michela

michela is a true beauty. She is very compassionate, understanding and accepting. Hates drama or any thing of the sort. Beautiful from head-to-toe, soul-to-mind. A michela is super friendly but is also very selective of who is apart of her circle. Getting into an intimate relationship with a michela is rare. Michela's aren't much for having relationships, they are care free and think of their freedom before anything else. Feel lucky if you happen to find yourself engaging anything remotely intimate with a Michela. Although Michela's are kind, they are often mistaken for being flirtatious. Michela's have an uncontrollable temper that they will take out on you if you piss one off. Michela's literally see red when made upset or mad and you will get the horns, boy. Bottom line, don't fuck with a Michela.

Michela is a good friend

by Jayson__. November 21, 2021

Reverse Michelangelo

A shit so sticky that it leaves brown streaks on the bottom of the bowl.

The Reverse Michelangelo I left in the toilet is a real artistic masterpiece.

by Poop Artist December 5, 2011