mercedes benz

no go buy bmw

A : i want mercedes benz
B : no go buy bmw

by thebimmerguy August 9, 2022

Mercedes-Benz

The poor man's Farrari. Not as fast, over rated. Anything older than a 2000 Mercedes looks like an old people's car. Farrari will beat it in a race. Farrari is known as the fastest car that's why people know it. Mercedes is #2, get over it.

Jon: You dude check out my Mercedes-Benz yo it's so "gangsta"
Derek: Umm..I bought a Farrari, it's faster and better than your benz.
Jon: Dammit.. your right
Derek: So I guess yoll be retiring in the fall right?
Jon: No what are you talking about!?
Derek: It was a joke dude, you drive that old man's Benz
Jon: O ya... damn I wish I bought a Farrari
Derek: So next time don't make a mistake by buying a Benz, next time step it up and buy a Farrari

by Derek Reefer June 17, 2006

Mercedes-Benz

The shittiest type of car ever...believe me

do not buy a Mercedes...the new ones are crap and i know someone who has a 1999 model and the dealer he brings it to (Foreign Motors West, in Natick or Framingham, Massachusetts), SETS UP THE COMPUTER IN THE CAR SO THAT WARNING LIGHTS COME ON. THEN HE TAKES IT IN, THEY CHARGE HIM 500 BUCKS, AND THEY FIX NOTING. FUCKING BASTARDS! DONT BUY A MERCEDES! GET A JAPANESE CAR LIKE A HONDA OR TOYOTA

by GERMAN CARS SUCK August 4, 2004

Mercedes

The sweetest, most original girl. She has such a sweet smile and a kind heart. Her intentions are pure and she’ll leave an imprint on your life. With her goals and ambitions being unmatched, she can be somewhat intimidating to men that aren’t used to a woman of her magnitude. She’s adventurous, funny, loyal, faithful, and she’ll make you smile even when you don’t want to.

Aye bro, I can’t make it I’m taking Mercedes out tonight

by Fearlessflower November 3, 2019

Mercedes Mom

A white middle-aged mom who drives around in a mercedes that her husband paid for. They can’t pay for it because theyre middle class but they bought in anyway because they want to look as rich as possible

Dude... why whould you want to go to derek’s? His mom is a mercedes mom

by Pjh412 September 22, 2017

Mercedes

i lurve you kiddo

ayy panini

mercedes

by Prick Johnston October 27, 2019

dirty mercedes

The act of getting high, becoming horny, and then pussy popping and not sharing

"Girl, I can't go out tonight. Imma get some edibles and have me a dirty Mercedes!"

by UncleTazz June 4, 2020