Muff Munted

The abilitiy to eat out a pussy like a Rotwiler looking for his favorate chew toy.

Guy 1: Pete muff munted Sheilal like a worm in a trap last night.
Guy 2: Thats what I hered, aparently she screamed like like there was no tomorow.

by Hamburgler 69 February 1, 2010

munted

a screwed up demented object

whoa that dudes face is munted (says damien when he 1st sees adam marshall)

by you would like 2 no that wouldnt u May 13, 2005

mentertainment

Taking time to chill with your male friends, indulging in predominantly male activities like computer games, football, darts, films, usually while drinking beer.

I've been running around after my good lady for months. I'm gonna call the boys and organise a night's mentertainment.

by boyward January 17, 2009

Melted Welly

Taken from 'Rogers Profanisaurus'

A poetic term describing a lady's bodily treasure.

'Spatula was powerless to resist. His eyes burnt into hers like mamellated chalcedony. His muscular arms enfolded her body as she felt herself being swept away on a noctilucent cloud of passion. "Am I the first?" whispered Dartanyan. "Sort of," she vouchsafed in return, her voice quivering with unrequited passion. "I've not let the other two have a shot on me melted welly yet."'

by sid Bollock November 13, 2004

munted

broken or kaput. Something that no longer goes.

the fridge went kaput, it was so munted

by Kathryn Blake December 28, 2005

Minted

describes something in a good way

this game we are playing is minted

by Sam May 13, 2005

Minted

To be die by a mint, mint flavoured item.

Person A: Did you hear about Tim?

Person B: No, what happened?

Person A: He tried to eat an entire pack of polo's in one and died.

Person B: Ah man, what a minted bitch.

by mintman574 March 19, 2010