Having a Chalky measure

A measure of any alcoholic spirit served in the West Midlands that is generally done by eye but is significantly more than a pub measure and could increase as the night goes on

Hi, go sit down on the settee while I fetch you a drink and you can tell me about your day, I'm having a Chalky measure if you want to join me

by Helpful Dood March 31, 2023

TG Measurement

The distance between someone’s taint and the ground. Typically used when measuring for pants.

Rusty needed a pair of khakis. His TG Measurement was 25 inches.

by MonkeyB95 October 1, 2023

Dumo's unit measure

2^e m.

"7900 Dumo's unit measures can be for a ride."

by hydorus shui October 2, 2023

measure meter

meter.

"two measure meters"

by hydorus shui October 3, 2023

Magic measuring

You put a magicians light up thumb on you penis as a condom and when you push your deepest it lights up showing how large your penis is.

This girl said I had a small cock I really proved her wrong with magic measuring

by uaqiU April 2, 2020

Measurate

To move (forward), or to speak, in a measured, stately manner.

Aware that some of the audience were still learning English, Tom measurated when delivering the speech, enunciating his words clearly and not rushing through it.

by Wendy S. February 22, 2020

measure off

2 teenage boys measuring there dicks off to se whose got the bigger dick

Oi me and James had a measure off last night and he has a small dick compared to me

by Dingledingletingle October 10, 2020