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John McCain's Syndrome

A strange disorder that you have been tortured for nine years as a POW and cannot lift your hands above your head.
Cop: "Put your hands on your head!"

Man: "I can't... I have John McCain's Syndrome!"
by Some random hippie's horse? January 25, 2009
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Scratching the McCain Bus

A euphemism for masturbating. The phrase was first coined when John McCain's campaign tour bus collided with a van in Miami in August 2008.
Man, I was so horny the other day even scratching the McCain Bus didn't help relieve the tension.
by Stringer57 October 18, 2008
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This is Great News! For John McCain!

A phrase describing something that is so obviously bad for someone that it is sarcastically described as being great news. Derived from the 2008 Election where FOX news tried to make any news pertaining to the election, especially bad news, as a positive some how for John McCain!
Fox News Anchor: "Today photos were found of John McCain sodomizing his illegal immigrant lawn boy Juan."

Fox News Pundit: "This is Great news! For John McCain!."

or

Fox News Anchor: "Barack Obama leads in polls 99% to 1% with only 2 days before the election.

Fox News Pundit: "This is Great news! For John McCain!"
by Eartling Andy May 22, 2009
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catholic conformist republican spinkick Mccain

i just saw John Mccain windmilling at the anal cunt concert and i responded by throwing him a catholic conformist republican spinkick mccain to show my appreciation to such a pioneering deathcore contributor
by sean reinert November 23, 2010
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McCained

When someone pretends to be something they're not for the sole purpose of selling everyone on their side out when it matters most.
I can't believe Judas betrayed Jesus like that. He really McCained him bad.
by TooLateBlue February 25, 2022
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Jared McCain

The greatest basketball player ever and the best TikTok dancer.
"Yo man did you hear that Jared McCain put up a quadruple double yesterday?" "Wow I always knew he was the goat."
by Beact December 3, 2024
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Reese McCain

THE COMPLETE DEFINITION OF AID SPREADING THROUGH HIGHSCHOOL
by HIGHschoolblog April 22, 2022
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