markus battiston

The sexiest man alive. Attracts any women with his charm and bright blue eyes matched with his blond/strawberry blond hair. When markus is around keep your eyes on your girl cause he could steal them with a blink of an eye. He has an amazing future and will be a millionaire.

Oh MY GOSH!! Is that MARKUS BATTISTON!!

by Breckie4456 January 9, 2025

Markus Kmitus

having a burley mustache

"I love your chops." Thanks, its a Markus Kmitus" Or "Wow! Look at that Markus Kmitus!"

by anonymous sam January 10, 2009

Markus

That guy who you'll hear talking about Nazis, war, and hitler hentai

Mr. Paul Kolodziejlck said that Markus was talking about how the Nazis could fuck anyone over

by Internet Encryption key July 28, 2023

Markus Parily

The Nigastuck in mental prison with me because he was killed and the killer is trying to frame me for other deaths that have been happening... So to speak. Killer is unknown however I think his photo hangs on the wall of the Sacramento jail. He stalks me and is trying to perfect the perfect murder. I hope I've got enough attention from people around so they can catch this guy before or after he kills me.

Markus Parily

by DarkSide8 August 26, 2019

Markus

A dude that has literally no dick and might as well be a woman

Girl1: do you know Markus

Girl2: yeah the guy with no dick

Girl1:mhm

by Doggie poop June 19, 2022

markus sigfridson

And...The correct spelling IS....
<drum roll>

Markus Sigfridsson

yup markus sigfridson but with 2 s's! WOW! 2 freaking s's.
again that is
Markus Sigfridsson

by the other Joel Mascinator June 16, 2004

Markus

Fresno Worse warlock a guy who can only live like a asshole one way if you know of him you know what I mean he gets mad but its life he wants you mad don't get mad just wait and laugh

HahHa markus your caught

by cece a witch March 22, 2022