A person with a name that was accidentally written without an "H". This said person is extremely dumb and is usually not very good at anything he does. He is the perfect example of stupidity.
by ihateandreas September 16, 2021
by BigdickMalte October 12, 2021
Malte is the type of guy who smokes a joint and then go spits in a girls mouth. Malte always has blond hair and is a little bit chubby. He likes sex with older women and a finger in the bum.
And if u ask his friends, he’s kind of gay.
And if u ask his friends, he’s kind of gay.
Wow, that guy just took the train for 2 hours to have sex with an older woman - that’s such a Malte
Eww, someone just touched my arse - don’t that’s just Malte
Eww, someone just touched my arse - don’t that’s just Malte
by Eggs and bacon with a sprinkle November 22, 2021
He is the most wonderful persson you will ever meet, he is super down to earth and dosen't thinks much of himself he is the most beautiful persson you will meet. he often gives out free candy to everyone and everybody loves him
by maltetheflexgod January 15, 2019
The most handsome guy there is. He loves to ride kickbikes! Check his instagram @malt_scooterzz for scooter tricks! He loves to game and has a class who revolves around love and relationship. He loves do Dance as well. He's loyal and is a great secret keeper. It's like he sticks the secret up his ass and locks it in so no one will ever get to know it. He is a great friend and can occasionally make you laugh so hard you dont have any breath left. I forgot to name that he's also Swedish with clear blue eyes and pure blond hair! He loves the sumer and is basically always happy! He's dirty minded AS FUCK but it puts smiles on peoples faces. He loves to make pople laugh.
by MrSSMMS May 19, 2017
The act of killing someone and putting them in the woods. Two weeks later you and your buddy go find it. One of them puts their mouth around the box and the other one jumps on her stomach
by Tower4454 June 27, 2021