by Josh cliffton June 18, 2022
Black man from New England
by WatermelonMuncher March 06, 2023
Malachi Clark is an Amish apostle of Shrek and likes macaroni and cheese. He is the ultimate Chad. He is famous for assassinating Jeffrey Dahmer.
by AlbinoGoblinShark October 23, 2019
Malachy is a geat guy. Tall, handsome, muscular... all with a large penis. Once you meet a malachy you will never look back, only fun (and sexy) times ahead when you are with a malachy, so never let him go.
Girl 1: 'I have a new boyfriend, his name is Malachy'
Girl 2: 'I bet he has a massive penis, and knows how to use it'
Girl 3: 'trust me - he does'
Girl 2: 'I bet he has a massive penis, and knows how to use it'
Girl 3: 'trust me - he does'
by BigDickLover1234 June 18, 2022
Malachy is a boy who thinks he's a bitchy blond girl from southern California with a big ass, probably soft. His penis is approximately the size of his pinky finger, and just as white. Pale, actually. He is constantly revolving between 'Soul Mates' who are really just girls he thinks are hot, but are way out of his league and weren't really interested in him. He says his goal in life is to be happy, but he's pretty much always complaining.
by sexyduckling August 09, 2020
Malachy, an attractive guy who has a great smile. He loves wearing hats and especially flannels. He is kind, gentle, caring, and compassionate to whoever he meets and knows. You smile whenever he walks into the room and he makes your day brighter. He loves his family and friends and is a great boyfriend. Malachy is a keeper.
by a_girl_who_likes_guys November 25, 2021
Malachy, an attractive guy who has a great smile. He loves wearing hats and especially flannels. He is kind, gentle, caring, and compassionate to whoever he meets and knows. You smile whenever he walks into the room and he makes your day brighter. He loves his family and friends and is a great boyfriend. Malachy is a keeper.
by a_girl_who_likes_guys November 25, 2021