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mary magdalene

When after recieving a "rusty nail" during anal sex, the man uses his girlfriends long hair to wipe the shit off his cock.
I fucked her asshole hard, and when I pulled my cock out it was covered with shit so I gave her a Mary Magdalene and wiped it off with her hair.
by $$Bill May 4, 2010
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Madalena

shes kind of a dick but shes nice ig lmao ahaha
im joking btw this is marte ahah
Madalena is coming. Everyone hide!
by Defenitions hahhaha February 26, 2020
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megdalena

the water that hits ur butt when u poop and it splatters
crap, i got megdalena on me
by 12357gbfhng April 9, 2021
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.maddalenaa

the hottest and most sexiest human being on the planet <<<333
woah look at .maddalenaa she’s so cool
by maddie the greatest June 25, 2021
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Magdalene/ molly

black fucking nigger who is blacker then the words that im typing right now.
oh my god magdalene/ molly so damn black
by foenem slaya November 21, 2021
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Madalena

Madalena is an amazing person, girlfriend and best friend. She has strong morals and is very intelligent. She is very empathetic and she never fails to try to make things better for those he cares for. She learns from his mistakes and improves for the future. She is incredibly understanding, patient and most of all forgiving. Maddie is very physically fit and makes all the gentleman’s heads turn, although she is always faithful. Her hair grows long and frames his symmetrical face where his stunning eyes shine. Her eyes are so true, you can look straight into her and see her soul, you can see any worry, feel pain she feels and see them shape as she smiles. Madalena is a great kisser! She always tries to please her partner, especially in bed. She is very careful with her words, understanding that you can't take them back. She is straight to the point and isn't afraid to speak her mind and although it has made some dislike him for being so honest, she holds her head high and walks with confidence and assurance. Maddie has a great sense of humor and likes making people laugh, she is the heart of the party and is always trying to get one going! Madalena has a heart of gold and any men to be called her is extremely lucky. It is hard to find a woman more loyal, honest, trustworthy, funny, and just amazing as he. Not to mention she is crazy sexy. Madalena is a beautiful soul that has the power to inspire and change lives around him.
Jake: Hey baby, why don't you come back to my house after this?

Madalena : No im good, I have a loving BF waiting for me at home.
by Phillipgno09 November 21, 2021
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Maddalena

Mi manchi Maddalena...
by Bxntxn November 22, 2021
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