Martynas

The Lithuanian guy. Extremely hot. Even the ladies that only like white guys with blond hair think he’s hot asf. NEVER ACTUALLY REALISES THAT EVERY GIRL HAS A CRUSH ON HIM. His friends don’t even bother to tell him. No one has a clue what he would say if someone confessed because it never happened. He is also really smart. Is also obsessed with Rick and Morty. Always comes 2 minutes late. He is in the “the boyess gang” and they would look like they would break every girls heart but actually they would all have a secret crush. And I almost forgot he would never pay for netflix he’d rather have 10 netflix accounts from people all over the world.

Girl: “he is never going to actually know that I have a crush on him until I tell him, he’s such a Martynas.”

“You have been asking me for my netflix for the 5th time now. You are being such a Martynas.“

by 240104 November 10, 2019

Maartje

Maartje is a very talented girl. She normally gets good grades and has a lot of friends. She normally has about 4 close friends. Loves playing soccer and being creative. Her mindset is very unique and you should be very grateful if you have a friend named Maartje.

"Wow.. Is that Maartje?" Yeah" "She is so pretty"

by Iemdmodmkfkrowejfufeh June 5, 2020

maariyah

maariyah is a person of whom seeks for the finer things in life, yet loves an expensive lifestyle. whenever she walks in a room, all eyes are on her. her beautifully structured face, silky brown hair and curvaceous body are what make her unique to mankind. she is a girl who you would fall in love with at first sight because she is just Maariyah. she is such a person that if she is upset, she doesn't let it affect the mood of others around her; and instead, radiates nothing but positivity. people admire her for her natural leadership skills. she has some haters but that is only because they are not Maariyah. Maariyah has a tenacious grip on the ones she holds dear to. she is a strong lover girl who is extremely emotional, but doesn't let her emotions get to her. and instead channels her feelings into something magnificent. i love me a Maariyah. a respectful, sophisticated, beautiful young lady.

person 1: did you see Maariyah today

person 2: yes, i wish i had someone like her!

person 1: she is so stunning

person 2: yes, i know. she is MAARIYAH.

by THEKNOWER. June 25, 2022

hail marty

When a friend farts in front of a fan in the hopes that the fart will travel a long distance to reach a small target, normally another persons location: the gastrointestinal equivalent of a Hail Mary in football...

Steve was on the couch and I passed him a Hail Marty in front of the box fan, I was already in the other room when he got it. Score!

by Captain Donkey Cheese November 20, 2013

Sharty Marty

(Noun) One who is constantly sharting themselves in extremely inappropriate situations.
(Verb) The act of accidentally sharting your pants at an extremely inappropriate time.

Phil: “I heard Brian totally pulled a Sharty Marty during the finals”
Paul: “Good, serves him right for making fun of me for being a Sharty Marty in the second grade!”

by BradTheChad November 29, 2017

Wal-Martyr

A right-wing jerk who goes to the store and refuses to wear a mask. They usually then produce invalid paperwork declaring they are exempt from mask requirements. Also can refer to jackasses who insist on carrying an AR-15 into the store.

The lines were already too dang long, then we had to wait while security got into it with another dang Wal-Martyr who wouldn't mask up.

by UncaMo November 23, 2020

big dick marty

one who claims they have a big dick isn't called Marty most of the time and just uses it as a nickname.

John: oh, look its Marty

ted: no that's big dick Marty to you

by big dick marty May 13, 2021