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loser cruiser

-a car that is mostly composed of rust, dents, doors and body panels that aren't even the same color as the car itself, plenty of bondo and spray can paint repairs, runs like shit, and has obnoxiously loud exhaust.

-scion xb, nissan cube, honda element, kia soul, or any other ugly ass faggy box shaped cars that are out there.

-any hybrid car or smart car.

-hummer h2.

-public transportation.
"why is bob putting all of his money in to that piece of shit civic of his. he only paid $300 for it and he just bought a sound system with 20in subs."

"yeah, and he also bought a $400 flowmaster exhaust system and didn't even bother to give it a tune up."
"he put over 50 lbs of bondo and spraypaint on the body and still doesn't bother to paint the front fenders or passenger door the same color."
"and he tries to race everybody with it and he got his doors blown off by an old guy on his rascal."
"god damn loser cruiser."
by A WHITE GUY September 25, 2013
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Sore loser

someone who can't take a loss in stride.
Payton is a sore loser when it comes to 8ball pool.
by Thebootygangcaptain February 20, 2019
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loserd

Instead of going out to watch a movie and play air hockey, the loserd decided to stay home and study.
by pedro September 12, 2004
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Sore loser

“Joes winning Don” ~America
*goes to court, throws tantrum and pretends he’s winning anyways*~Donald Trump

“ sore loser” ~America
by Bountycounty999 November 7, 2020
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Loserbutt

A word to describe a person who is so loserish... that the word "loser" isn't enough. The addition of the word "butt" makes this a top notch insult. This insult is so bad that when used, may cause the insulted to be thrown off-balance.
Billy: Blake, you are SUCH a loserbutt.

Blake: Oh... That really hurt my feelings.

Billy: Sorry... I didn't mean to make you cry...
by thechosenones June 13, 2010
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Douchebag Loser

Jeff G from Lancaster is a Douchebag Loser
by Payurbills February 10, 2009
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Life Loser

A person who fails miserable at every major aspect of life, such as marrige, rasing a family, career, finances, ect. This person is usually full of advice which you should never take, and will try and belittle everything you do.
Dan: "I stopped over at Tony's house last night, what a suprise.
Al: "why?"
Dan: "awww, his house looked like a club house, his kids were running around screaming, his wife was a fatass wreck laying on the couch doing nothing, plus he told me he lost his job again and has no money. Then he tries to tell me how I need to paint my house and get a new car"
Al: " he's a real life loser huh?"
by Joey BeefBuicker August 5, 2010
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