Penis Logic

(noun) (1)reasoning assessed according to strict principles of validity as defined by a man's penis. (2)the total and complete lack of actual logical thinking when a man's thinking with his junk. (3)the mechanism by which a man's penis can completely erase any rationality or reasoning capability.

At 11:30pm on a Tuesday night, Mark is out with a guy friend. He has to be up at 6am to go to work to do hard manual labor for a 10-hour shift. He's married with two kids. An older unattractive sloppy-drunk woman wants to take him home for sex. With all the above information, PENIS LOGIC only says to him, "Hey--It's NEW" so he goes with her. He later loses his job, wife, kids, and most of his future income to alimony/child support.

by Holly M S May 22, 2010

teacher logic

Punishing a group of people (usually students of a class) for an individual's actions.

Mrs. C used teacher logic and got us all in detention after Rob put thumbtacks on her chair.

by btg3 July 14, 2015

homestuck logic

When you hate something and you love something at the same time. Basically stupid logic

It stupid but it's awesome! Hah homestuck logic

by Willis Miller March 28, 2017

Prokopis logic

A form of informal logic where neither the thought process apparently makes no immediate sense.

-Should I walk to the next city or move out of the country?
-Wow, that is Prokopis logic 101.

by piklachou September 9, 2021

mom logic

Refers to the logical thinking patterns that all mothers seem to share.

Please note that mom logic actually refers to a lack of logic.

After I was caught smoking a cigarette, my mom cut the power to my bedroom. Total mom logic.

by Hof September 9, 2006

logitech

awsome company for computer gear trust this company

by Strong Bad May 10, 2003

Nobel Logic

Giving an award as part of encouragement or anticipation, despite the basis on which it is supposed to be awarded.

1. Obama winning the Nobel Peace prize, despite being nominated less than two weeks after assuming office.

2. Failing student: Teacher, May I have an A for the semester?
Teacher: Why should I?
Failing Student: I believe it will motivate me to get an A in the next semester.
Teacher (using Nobel Logic): Alright, you have an A. However I expect you to get an A next semester.
Failing student: Unfortunately, I already have an A, so I don't really need to try next semester, I am already satisfied.

by notonthenobelcommittee October 10, 2009