local singles

An advertisement made to take your identity and ruin your life

Hey dude I clicked on that Local Singles ad and my credit card and information was stolen!

by MikeGames February 15, 2014

local jackass

a delusional little fucktard (perhaps an ex boyfriend) who is a nonstop nuisance and drama queen who simply will not and cannot go away (attends the same school, workplace, etc.)
A local jackass is with often also feel the need to put a wedge in any relationship they do not like their victim(s) having.

Either everyone or no one will understand how much of a kniving little bitch this person is, hence making them occasionally dangerous and always a motherfucking pain in the ass.

My ex boyfriend is a local jackass who feels the sick little need to harass whoever knows me!!!! FML
That doucheweed is a full time local jackass!!!

by happyunicorn27 September 14, 2014

Local Meme

A meme that is only said and understood between a group of friends, it occurs in schools, homes and other places, they are often funny and are sometimes funnier than worldwide memes.

Hey Joe, heard of that new local meme?

by xxxaceyxxx March 11, 2019

fairly local

(I've) been here before/been around. This isn't my first rodeo.

*It stems from the Twenty One Pilots song of the same name.

I don't need your advice, I'm fairly local.

by Not A Red Shirt March 11, 2017

Local LEO

LEO is short for "Law Enforcement Officer."

A "local LEO" is a local cop.

("enforcement" is spelled with an "e," not an "i."

"The local LEO was on scene first after the crime was reported."

by ssltrain April 19, 2010

Local H

A 2-man grunge/alternative rock band from Chicago who has consistently created good songs with catchy riffs and clever lyrics since 1995 and received positive reviews from critics, yet has not broken into the mainstream. Examples of good songs include Bound For The Floor, Everyone Alive, and BMW Man.

Person 1: I went to a Local H concert last night, they were amazing!
Person 2: Uh... who?

by born to be down April 28, 2009

Local yokel

Townie, local hick, hillbilly.

I hate dealing with unsophisticated local yokels.

by Sup!!! March 19, 2010