Bake a Hot Loaf

To brew up and take massive shit.

I’m going to be late for work today cause imma bout to bake a hot loaf.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2018

lafayette

The center of cajun culture in louisiana.Very cool town.Bigger than what what most people think.Home to the university of louisana and is the states 5th largest city. Lafayette has a lot of potential but it is slowly losing its uniqeness to strip malls and 5 lane roads which can be found in any other city.

guy#1:Whose that fly ass fucker mackin all the ladies?

guy#2: oh, thats matt hes from lafayette.Hes not a douche!

by cajun-irish guy April 1, 2005

Loafy

Being incredibly drunk

Shit lads, I am completely loafy. Let's get some double cheese burgers.

by Sonic ears February 21, 2011

freestyle loafing

A sport in which the only goal is to sit around in the most comfortable position possible. This sport is well complemented by smoking weed.

"What are you going to do after work?"

"I'm gonna go home and do some freestyle loafing. It's gonna be tight."

by Danny Delinquent March 3, 2004

A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread

Somebody who's not quite mentally competent
Similarly you may use the phrase, a few fries short of a happy meal

Weird Bus Dude: Hey wanna be my friend????? (waves spastically)
B: Can't Say I do
S: Well that guy is a few slices short of a loaf of bread!

by Wicked Witch of the West February 28, 2009

loafin

When someone is taking their sweet time. Lazing around. Causing someone else to wait.

Yo, why you loafin? I've been waiting out here for 20 minutes!

by LumberJak May 3, 2006

Barnacle Loaf

A shit so rough it feels like it's caked in barnacles. Often caused by eating to much popcorn.

Dude I had the worst case of Barnacle Loaf this morning and my asspipe is still killing me.

by singin quimby August 18, 2010