loaf

Loaf
(verb)
to love intensely, when you love someone so much that saying "i love you" just doesnt cut it anymore!
(can also be said over text as "i 🍞 u")

vi: i loaf you rue!
rue: i 🍞 you too!

by peepeepoopoocacapants March 9, 2022

Loaf

Someone who does stuff just to make girls laugh or just to look cool in front of girls

Caleb is such a loaf he kept making fun of Carson in front of the table of freshman girls.

by NotLoafin August 25, 2022

loaf

A common resting pose for felines, usually associated with housecats. To assume the position, the cat must tuck their arms and legs under their body, resting on their wrists, then either tuck their tail under themselves as well, or simply wrap it around themselves. The final form is a shape and size that (depending on the species) can be likened to a loaf of bread, hence the name.

While other animals can do this like cats can, the term 'loaf' is almost always used for cats alone, likely due to most animals having unideal body proportions to loaf properly (like giraffes).

The word 'loaf' can also be used as a verb, as in 'loafing,' and as the opposite to that verb, 'unloafing.'

Whenever my cat is a loaf, I sometimes confuse him with an actual loaf of bread.

I love it when my cat loafs on me and starts purring.

by Goofy-Guy September 7, 2022

Loaf

Loaf - An affectionate term for a sexy female.

There are many types of loaf’s tho, just like the bread. Some premium, some mouldy.

Yo Jack, you wanna see this loaf I pulled last night! Whoooo she’s a kingsmill 50/50 loaf innit!

by RicMaroo October 3, 2022

Loaf

A cat in a position where its arms and legs are tucked under its body, making the cat therefore look like a loaf of bread from a grocery store.

My cat is a loaf

by Goofy456 November 3, 2022

Loaf

Also means a cat.
If you call a person a loaf then they are a furry

The loaf pooped in its food can

by UltraLoaf February 28, 2023

loaf

1. A complete piece of bread, not a slice.
2. When a dog looks like a loaf of bread.

1. He baked a loaf of bread yesterday.
2. “My dog looks like a loaf of bread!”
“Aww, she’s being a loaf. So cute!”

by aspen411 March 23, 2023