Bitch License

An excuse that a girl has to be bitchy and cruel to men. Usually related to past experience with a bad childhood, abusive partner, rape, etc. May or may not be justified.

Justified license:
Dave: Damn, Kate is a hard-ass bitch.
Tom: Yeah, but she has a bitch license. I heard her ex-husband kept her locked in the cellar for two years and now has custody of her kids.
Dave: Woah, I had no idea.

Questionable license:
Dave: Damn, Lauren is one cold man-eating bitch.
Tom: Yeah, but she has a bitch license. Three of her ex-boyfriends got charged with statutory rape and are now in mental hospitals.
Dave: Hmmm I wonder why...

by simino873 July 14, 2013

making license plates

Going to jail. Many states used to use jails and prisons as license plate factories.

keep at that and you'll be stuck making license plates

by tenterabyte February 17, 2021

Drivers License Cute

When a girl has a cute face, but is remarkably overweight

I'd love to cover Lumpy's face in jizz, she's drivers license cute!

by Darren Onbirren December 15, 2022

Freedom Not License

A phrase meaning that everyone has the freedom to do whatever they want but not the license to encroach on other people's freedom.

Origin: Coined by Alexander Sutherland Neill in 1966.

You have the freedom to say whatever you want but hate speech isn't allowed because it encroaches on people's freedom to not be harmed. You have freedom not license.

by Shugunou April 18, 2023

Speaking License

An imaginary license that every owns that allows them to speak. It may be confiscated by anyone at anytime if you are found guilty of abusing/retarding the English language.

Justin had his Speaking License confiscated by Nick after he was found guilty of high crimes against grammar.

by totallynotchris April 2, 2010

License Plating

The act of identifying or recognizing someone by looking at their ass.

"Jessica! is that you?"
"Hey Adam! I cut my hair, how did you recognize me?"
"Just with some license plating, no biggie"

by Jennifer Groin June 15, 2018

Cunting license

A cunting license is a permit to do/say Cuntish things. Used in a rhetorical fashion.

Steve: I don't understand why people with depression don't just get over it.

Reasonable person: I'm going to need to see your Cunting license and registration please.

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Sir, are you aware how fast you were cunting?

by Thehotone November 16, 2015