lap band

A laparoscopic adjustable gastric band, commonly called a Lap-Band, A Band, or LAGB, is an inflatable silicone device placed around the top portion of the stomach to treat obesity, intended to slow consumption of food and thus the amount of food consumed.

He is really fat, but he is going to have a lap band.

by Sherlock2389 January 14, 2014

Walmart Lap

A run at a steady gentle pace around Walmart (or another large store) before buying/looking at items in the store, typically done in a herd of more than 5.

Group of friends: *Starts trying on clothes and wandering around Walmart*
Jack: “Hey assholes, we didn’t do our Walmart Lap yet, put that shit down and start running!”

by Hammer27 May 11, 2023

victory lap

When masturbating, the few extra jerks you take after orgasm.

He jerked til he came, but kept going for a victory lap.

by Airplane86 December 30, 2009

frat lap

to walk about and survey the area in which you are at, for people you know or want to know

to take a frat lap around a bar

let's make a frat lap and we will be back

by hazzard222 October 07, 2008

Hot Laps

When skiing or snowboarding, taking "hot laps" in the park involves flowing through the park quickly without stopping, riding right to the lift, and repeating. you can get much more park in this way. and its hella fun.

Well hurry up, cause were takin hot laps!

by bordr17 January 29, 2011

lap dance

An erotic dance that a female performs while straddling the lap of another person(typically male).

My husband enjoys watching me give his friends lap dances.

by Belinda November 05, 2004

Loser laps

Driving around town trying to be cool because you have nothing better to do or youre showing off.

"Hey tom there's nothing to do."
"HEY! Lets go for some loser laps!"

by Katerina Katana August 02, 2006