Laserium

The Laserium is a laser show put to music and shown at a planetarium. They pick a theme like Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon and make a laser show around it. You could see a Laserium show at the Morrison Planetarium in San Francisco, back in the 70's

Dude, did you check out the Pink Floyd Laserium show last night? It was outta this world.

by The Conjurer August 23, 2012

The Laser Light Show

A term for a glorious penis (often seen in the lower regions of people who's name starts with "C")

It is said to have two elephant ears tattooed on the thighs to make it resemble an elephant.

There are also rumors of lights shooting out of it, thus giving it the name.

Girl 1: "I went and watched the laser light show last night."

Girl 2: "Oh yeah, I just went the other night... blew. my. mind."

by Batguy256 January 9, 2011

Laser Vagina Surgery

The technical term for the procedure your dog has when she is spay'd.

Also the cosmetic procedure for correcting a mangled vagina.

I hope I neverhave to have Laser Vagina Surgery. That is one place a laser should never be.

God your vagina looks amazing. You have to give me the number to Laser vagina Surgeon.

by Banana Wiggles February 4, 2007

laser vision

a super power everyone wishes they had.

you wouldnt call me queer if i could shoot lasers out my eyes! LASER VISION!

by ally pow January 6, 2006

Dynamite with a laser beam

1. Lyrics from the song "Killer Queen" by the band Queen.

2. Another term used as a synonym to "awesome." Awesome in such a way that it is frightening or alarming.

3. Forward or intimidating.

"Tell me... why are people afraid of me?" "Because you're dynamite with a laser beam."

by Avian.Crane July 23, 2009

lasermazing

The ultimate in adjectives when describing something so cool, it's on a whole nother level. That being "lasermazing". The highest there is, and right below that is just laser.

"Dude, that comic was totally lasermazing".

by duplo June 11, 2004

laserface

In short, Philip Rivers and the many retarded facial expressions he makes during games. Similar to ManningFace, but funnier.

Man, Rivers was sure giving us some great laserface this past Sunday.

by theamazingk January 22, 2009