One who does extreme acts of manliness, usually in the field of intercourse or drinking of alcoholic beverages.
'I got totally noshed off by this hot babe, then slipped it up her ass and came all over her face.' Lad1
'Respect Lad' Lad(s)2
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'Downed 20 pints then just chundered everywhere'
'LAD'
'Respect Lad' Lad(s)2
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'Downed 20 pints then just chundered everywhere'
'LAD'
by DON_LAD April 25, 2010
"Eshay bra we rocked some anelpays" - This is a lie as the Lad didn't rock any panels and never will because TOYS dont do real panels.
by The Facts not Fiction August 02, 2007
by RoBoC May 14, 2004
A large marsupian animal that dwells in the anus of mexicans and hippies. Lads can be encouraged with an excess of marijuana and television. common deterants include bleach and a good old spanking just like the old days
by Daniel Ferguson December 18, 2006
how to tell a lad
1) lads always yell, LADS ON whenever they see another lad or something remotly ladsy
2) all lads are affected by the rare disorder that causes the brain to be completly rerouted through the penis
3)chicks in general (unless they are frigid)love lads
4)lads are the quintessential players and are constantly at odds with player haters
5) the lad's beverage of choice is the goon bag
6) all lads have abnormally large penises. this causes problems for lads trying to learn to drive or become pilots, as they can often not see past thier erection, which they often have
7)a lad typically is one who has grown out of serious relationships and seeks rather to play the field. it is not unusual for a lad to have relationships with at least 7 women at any given time
8) only lads are affected by the rare disorder cranial ciculatory discharge
9)lads are prone to ejaculation at any given moment
1) lads always yell, LADS ON whenever they see another lad or something remotly ladsy
2) all lads are affected by the rare disorder that causes the brain to be completly rerouted through the penis
3)chicks in general (unless they are frigid)love lads
4)lads are the quintessential players and are constantly at odds with player haters
5) the lad's beverage of choice is the goon bag
6) all lads have abnormally large penises. this causes problems for lads trying to learn to drive or become pilots, as they can often not see past thier erection, which they often have
7)a lad typically is one who has grown out of serious relationships and seeks rather to play the field. it is not unusual for a lad to have relationships with at least 7 women at any given time
8) only lads are affected by the rare disorder cranial ciculatory discharge
9)lads are prone to ejaculation at any given moment
checkit willis there goes one of those "lads"
wat! no way! how can u tell man?
dude, that aint mayyonaise running down his leg
wat! no way! how can u tell man?
dude, that aint mayyonaise running down his leg
by reginald P. Ramsbottom January 11, 2007
Gay motherfucking dickheads who think they are such hard cunts and seem to believe that they are top shit as far as Penrith and other suburban areas are concerned. They are also known as "eshays" or "lads". These people bum around shopping areas constantly as they have either a)got their dumb asses kicked out of school or b)left with no ambition of doing anything but trying to bum smokes off people out the front of Penrith Plaza. They can be distinguished through their complete and utter lack of intelligence and their "fully sick bro" tracksuits, normally Canterbury or Nautica.
These people live their lives under the strange illusion that they are the coolest and most original thing to ever hit the universe despite the fact most of their trends are based on previous generations.
They also do not realise that they are so unintelligent and ridiculous that they dropped out of school and will be living off centrelink for the rest of their lives.
Someone should inform them that getting pissed in random areas and being a total junkie retard is not cool.
Drugs dont make you "hard" or "cool". They make you weaker as far as I'm concerned.
To put it simply, they listen to shit music, wear shit clothes, are pussies when it comes to fights (I would snap them) and have total and utter disrespect for everyone and everything as they are so intellectually challenged they are incapable of even spelling the word "respect" to begin with.
They all deserve to die long, slow and painful deaths.
These people live their lives under the strange illusion that they are the coolest and most original thing to ever hit the universe despite the fact most of their trends are based on previous generations.
They also do not realise that they are so unintelligent and ridiculous that they dropped out of school and will be living off centrelink for the rest of their lives.
Someone should inform them that getting pissed in random areas and being a total junkie retard is not cool.
Drugs dont make you "hard" or "cool". They make you weaker as far as I'm concerned.
To put it simply, they listen to shit music, wear shit clothes, are pussies when it comes to fights (I would snap them) and have total and utter disrespect for everyone and everything as they are so intellectually challenged they are incapable of even spelling the word "respect" to begin with.
They all deserve to die long, slow and painful deaths.
by you are welcome. April 10, 2009
by mick shits gunpowder May 18, 2004