A stupid game which involves the combination of football, soccer, and hockey, except you use gay butterfly nets instead of hockey sticks.
Dave: I'm off to play baseball.
Lance: Lacrosse is cool, not baseball, Fag.
Dave: Okay, I'm a faggot for hitting a ball with a bat and talking strategy like a champion, and you're cool for playing with a butterfly net while jumping all over other men, sorry for not realizing that.
Lance: :O
Dave: No Lance, You will not be sucking my dick.
Lance: Lacrosse is cool, not baseball, Fag.
Dave: Okay, I'm a faggot for hitting a ball with a bat and talking strategy like a champion, and you're cool for playing with a butterfly net while jumping all over other men, sorry for not realizing that.
Lance: :O
Dave: No Lance, You will not be sucking my dick.
by BBJethro2440 August 18, 2011
Get the Lacrossemug. 1)A game involving two teams of over-privelaged rich homosexuals looking for another way to personify what it is to truly like to be a tool. Usually one who plays said game is somewhere between the ape and a neanderthal on the evolutionary chart and for those who do not believe in evolution God or L Ron Hubbard created the perfect douche-bag.
by HideYOkids8675309 February 27, 2011
Get the Lacrossemug. Baseball is better than lacrosse
by DylanS15 August 28, 2014
Get the Lacrossemug. Guy 1- "Dude I didn't know Adam played lacrosse?"
Guy2- "Yeah man he was on my basketball team last year, he freaking sucked,"
Guy 3- "Yeah I guess that explains it then,"
Guy2- "Yeah man he was on my basketball team last year, he freaking sucked,"
Guy 3- "Yeah I guess that explains it then,"
by cool kid345568 January 2, 2012
Get the Lacrossemug. The gayest sport every. It is a sport played with a stick and a bunch of pussy ass pads on. It was originally created as a fun and manly sport but soon the fags and douche bags took over.
Joe: Hey Mike are you playing lacrosse today?
Mike: Nah bro I'm into girls
Alex: Man I love lacrosse just as much as I love sucking dick
Mike: Nah bro I'm into girls
Alex: Man I love lacrosse just as much as I love sucking dick
by Inside out oreo August 10, 2013
Get the Lacrossemug. 1.An activity that takes every bit of gayness in ones body to play.
2.for any reject who cant handle a real sport like baseball or football
2.for any reject who cant handle a real sport like baseball or football
Kid: Hey you wanna go play some fun sports and be atheletic?
Fag: Are you kidding? I've been cut from every real sport! i do lacrosse!
Fag: Are you kidding? I've been cut from every real sport! i do lacrosse!
by yanks22 August 21, 2008
Get the Lacrossemug. What is probably the gayest sport to have ever been created. It involves a lot of men hitting chasing after a ball (gay) and hitting each other with the heads of their shafts (gay). Requires very little thinking. Most people who play it are complete faggots.
Lacrosse player: "Baseball is so gay. It's just a guy throwing a ball to another guy."
Baseball player: "Really? You sure about that? I'm pretty sure baseball requires 10x more thinking than lacrosse does. All you do in lacrosse is hit people and shoot balls. In baseball, you do a lot more. And also, most people who play baseball are chill and have great sty, unlike those faggy lacrosse players."
Baseball player: "Really? You sure about that? I'm pretty sure baseball requires 10x more thinking than lacrosse does. All you do in lacrosse is hit people and shoot balls. In baseball, you do a lot more. And also, most people who play baseball are chill and have great sty, unlike those faggy lacrosse players."
by REDSOX4LIFE October 31, 2011
Get the Lacrossemug.