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Lennonist

A follower of the Prophet John Lennon.

coined by Václav Havel
I'm a Lennonist rather than a Leninist.
by ksmhho May 26, 2011
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John Lennon

1. God.
2. Better than you.
3. Frontman of the Beatles.
4. Cuter than Paul.
John Lennon is better than you, and you, and you, and you... and oh, you too.
by V.S. Eliot May 13, 2005
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lennon

Lennons are beautiful people both inside and out. Lennons are usually handsome, shy young guys with many hidden talents. Typically, Lennons have exotic green eyes, curly brown hair, a semi-muscular figure, and an average height, giving them no shortage of female attention. Women are also very intrigued by Lennons view on life and the way he serenades with his handmade guitar. Lennons can usually be found trekking the alpines, surfing the gold coast, frolicking in nature, or playing a pick up soccer game. Lennons musical vocabulary is endless so do not try to find a song/band that he does not already know. Ask Lennon a question once in a while to have your mind completely blown and your eyes opened to the fabrics of life itself.
Woah! Those lyrics are seriously deep... Must be written by a Lennon!
by JohnJohn_John June 29, 2016
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Lennonism

Based on the teachings of the former leader of the USSR who went on to found the Beatles with Senator Joe McCarthy. Involves purging and binging, and giving peace and five-year plans a chance. John Vladimir Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov Petrovich Juan Valdez Diego de Montoya Lennon (1870-1980)
Lennon pulled his country out of the first world war in order to give peace a chance. McCarthy finished up with communist witch hunts just in time to Join Lennon and Former President Harrison and Special Prosecutor Starr at the Hollywood bowl. The girls were wet and wild when they opened up with "Can't Buy me Love." Historians believe that Beatlemania was a natural extension of Lennonism, which in turn, was a product of the reformation and the Council of Trent.
by Wisk February 5, 2008
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john lennon her

john lennon her is to smack a girl and she leaves you and three months later u call her and ask her to take you back and she says yes
by christhewicked May 6, 2009
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Lennon

Lennon is the sexiest man ever ... like hes so good looking that he puts chris hemsworth to shame . Hes so so so funny and charming and every gurl should go out with him Especially lennon coates who is like a new breed of good looking and funny .
Lennon is so good looking and everyone should ask him out on snapchat right now 😂
by Lennon coates November 8, 2019
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John Lennon Syndrome

John lennon syndrome is when a dumbass thinks they’re concerned about peace and social issues and believe they are in touch with nature when in reality they just say the n word, smoke weed, throw a bunch of hindu and buddhist imagery together and call it “inner peace,” and don’t shower. You probably know a lot of these people.
That asshole over there with John Lennon Syndrome is really full of shit... why do people praise him?
by actual mermaid December 9, 2015
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