Knacker Drinking

Getting one of your friends brothers that is 18+ to buy you alcoholic beverages , then travelling to a place which is rarely visited by adults to consume these beverages

We might go knacker drinking with Lohan , after work on friday

by R10 December 19, 2006

kack fest

or kack festival: to have fun sex for hours and hours, sometimes lasting all night.

I went to a girls house and we had a kack fest!!

by Jason Berti December 29, 2007

kackled

when your really high and drunk and you get really turned on and horny

when i was playing pong with that hot kid,,, i was soo kackled
last night i was so kackled, i should of fucked that kiddd

by LIZZZZZIEEEE January 27, 2008

Knackered

Very tired

I was very Knackered after have sex with my wife's, sisters dog.

by @snakie4dead on twitch, twitte January 20, 2022

Clammy Knacker

when your testicle (knacker) gets really sweaty (clammy) and sticks to your leg.

Bollocks, i've got clammy knacker again!

This clammy knacker is pissing me off!

I wish i didn't get clammy knacker all the time!

I've recently entered "Clammy Knacker" into the urban dictionary!

by Mr Curt August 7, 2007

like a crystal cow in knackerland

Used of something or someone unsuited to a given environment, placed there hopefully for well-intended reasons but left defenceless. From a decision by the relevant authorities in Dublin, Ireland in recent years to mount life-size statues of cows in various media and colours in outdoor locations throughout the centre of the city. The cows were soon vandalised, including one dainty little critter with an elaborate design of cut glass that was left, as you do, in one of the less salubrious areas of the city centre and promptly smashed.

She left little Johnny off at school to face the roughest class in the place, like a crystal cow in knackerland.

by Fearman February 10, 2008

Half Knacker

(hahf nak-er)

n. British

Half of a house brick, to be used as a projectile.

Hey, wrap snow around this Half Knacker and throw it at that old woman.

by kickRS December 29, 2006