kurtis conner

an incredible commentary youtuber/comedian/musician who started on vine. he has a beautiful girlfriend named jenna allard, who he fell in love with after peeing on her roommate’s stuffed animals while cross-faded. the two of them have a silly little dog named kiwi. he is absolutely hilarious and everyone should watch him and become a citizen of kurtistown, because he is always uploading BANGERS! he never misses! he is often associated with danny gonzales, drew gooden, jacob sharpe, and dean hebscher.

person a: hey, have you seen kurtis conner’s new video? it was an absolute banger!!
person b: kurtis conner? i hardly know ‘er! 🤠

by yolomonster360 June 19, 2022

Kurtis Loomer

An anoing thing that everyone hates

Kurtis Loomer is a retard

by Kurtthedum dum January 13, 2023

Kurtis Schwartz

A true Fondy man. He loves eating cheese of all flavors, especially swiss. A great personality and if you get on his good side, he might even pull out the bald cap. Kurtis is truly a unique, one of a kind man. He is a member of the Fond du Lac Mug Club. A loyal and faithful man, except for when it comes to seeing his Gumar out at the bar.

You just found a Kurtis Schwartz, truly a one of a kind man.

by Tkroll24 March 30, 2023

kurtisgaming

The best motherfucking YouTube channel you will ever see

Have you heard of kurtisgaming?

by Kurti wurti June 9, 2023

Kurtis-finish

To quickly skim over or quickly get through a book by focusing on only getting the main idea of the book without necessarily going through the entire text.

I was running out of time to finish our book for the upcoming book club meeting so I had to kurtis-finish it.

by The Distroller February 29, 2024

Kurtis

Kurtis, a versatile and elegant garment, blend traditional charm with modern sophistication. Celebrated for their comfort and ability to flatter every body type, Kurtis are crafted from luxurious fabrics like cotton, silk, georgette, and linen. The intricate designs and vibrant colors make Kurtis visually delightful, with options ranging from simple patterns to elaborate, richly embroidered motifs. A standout feature of Kurtis is their adaptability; effortlessly styled for both casual and formal occasions, they pair well with leggings, palazzos, or jeans, transitioning seamlessly from daywear to evening elegance. Neckline and sleeve variations, including mandarin collars, boat necks, and bell sleeves, offer endless styling possibilities, allowing for personal expression and cultural homage. Kurtis cater to a broad spectrum of fashion preferences, appealing to the young and old alike, making them a cherished wardrobe staple globally. Their practicality is enhanced by easy maintenance and durability, ensuring they remain a favorite season after season.

Wow- He- He's such a Kurtis! an amazing bloke (pretty fucken hot too)

by Kurtywurty May 22, 2024

Uptown Kurtis

Non-alcoholic beverage that tastes like a craft ginger ale (contains a negligible amount of alcohol). See Example for how to order at a bar.

Ryan: Can I please have an Uptown Kurtis?
Bartender: Sorry, I'm not familiar with that...what is it?
Ryan: It's non-alcoholic...Sprite with a dash of bitters and a splash of coke.
Bartender: Oh nice...coming right up!

by FuturePrimitive April 15, 2013