The Kirby Dance

The Kirby Dance, is to this day, the single greatest emote known to man. It spans from texting, to mesaging, and AIM. But the orgins of such a powerful emote seems to be from the MMORPG World of Warcraft, and Mr. Rogers (Some legends say that Mr Rogers had this as one of his many gruesome tattos during his tour in vietnam). Although it appears to be nothing more than a simple emote, such as
:D
XD

:-P

It actually has a much more indepth purpose. It is, by most, to be the single most amazing way to spark a conversation. Also, legends say that one who can acutally perform this emote in real life using their body, could be endowed with inmortality, and unlimited wealth. Of course, no human could possibly mimic the Kirby Dance.

Except for Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Kimbo Slice.

The Kirby Dance emote looks like this

<(*.*<)(^*.*^)(>*.*)>
Tom:Hey guys whats up?
Kerra789: N2m chatting how bout you
Tom: bout the same lolz. so you guys set for friday
Jacob1000: yeah bro i am. Hey whens leroy comin back?
XxstevenxX: who knows he said he had a phonecall
LEROYLOLZ: <(*.*<)(^*.*^)(>*.*)>
Tom: wtf is that?
Kerra789: o.o
XxstevenxX: im going to kill myself now. bye

XxstevenxX is offline

LEROYLOLZ: FUCK YEAH!!! All hail The Kirby Dance!
by MrSnorlax September 17, 2009
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perfect kirby

A cool violent flash seires by J&R
look at kirby shoot the hench-men, then pwn Neil
by Corenthos March 04, 2005
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Kirby Delauter

A politician who's clueless about the First Amendment.

This Frederick County council member threatened to sue The Frederick News-Post in January 2015 for putting his name in the paper without authorization, thus lending his name to "delauter" and "Delauterism".
"Use my name again unauthorized and you'll be paying for an Attorney. Your rights stop where mine start."
(Kirby Delauter, in a Facebook comment) http : // media.utsandiego.com/img/photos/2015/01/06/Kirby_Delauter_t540.jpg

"... Kirby Delauter has no case. ..."
("Kirby Delauter, Kirby Delauter, Kirby Delauter", FNP editorial that gloriously mentions the name Kirby Delauter 30 times, posted Tuesday, January 6, 2015) http : // www.fredericknewspost.com/news/politics_and_government/kirby-delauter-kirby-delauter-kirby-delauter/article_da85d6f4-fa3c-524f-bbf6-8e5ddc0d1c0a.html?mode=story
by Grinning Cat January 07, 2015
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Blue Kirby

A Kirby that's blue. Rarely seen, but seen in the Super Smash Bros Series, Kirby Squeak Squad, and Kirby and the Amazing Mirror. Not different than Yellow, Black n' White, Green, Red, and Pink.
Person 1: Yay! I got a blue Kirby!
Person 2: He's basically the same as the pink one.
by Blukitter March 22, 2009
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Kirby Vile

Without a doubt THE biggest asshole in metal.

Good vocalist, better showboater.
I paid 30 euro to see Kirby Vile's band and he just screamed obscenities at the crowd for an hour.
by AbstractSoled August 27, 2009
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ms kirby

A stupid bitch who acts like she is always on her period. Sometimes a teacher
Look at that ms kirby
by Yo mama!! March 10, 2015
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a Kirby Christmas

When unwanted Niggas show up at your house to welch.
Who are those NIGGAS over there eating my birthday cake, what the fuck is this a Kirby Christmas.
by Gypsy Son October 11, 2011
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