Carlsbad King Kong

The act of filling your anus or vagina (or both) with your dogs favorite treat and then they have to lick it out.

I was bored last night so I broke out the peanut butter and gave my dog a Carlsbad King Kong.

by IbeSarcasm May 12, 2024

King Kong

The King Kong is what you call a person that has a long slong and You have to congragulate them by saying Whoa you have a King Kong Long Slong Rong Dong Like Mother Fucking Hong Kong

Oh Babe you have a King Kong Long Slong Rong Dong Like Mother Fucking Hong Kong

by King Kong Long Slong March 8, 2021

King Kong

another word for a whore aka your ex

the girls i used to date are king kongs

by Hooden March 9, 2018

King Kong Schlong

A massive size cock both in length and girth. A cock that can split a woman's taco like a watermelon!!!

She called me dong her King Kong Schlong. She said a dong that size belongs on King Kong!!!

by tpulley1966 August 2, 2022

king kong

God of all gorillas. King of gorillas. Grandfather AND father of Harambe. You better not talk about Harambe when you are around him, cause he'll smash the shit outta ya. Oh yeah, he's out for revenge.

Ex:
Zoo Guard: --Shoots Harambe--"Boom!"
Harambe: "Blehhh" --Dies--
King Kong: --Smashed Godzilla before smashing the guard's city and him--

by QUIRGLE December 20, 2016

King Kong

monke, but biiiiig

Guy 1: Yo you know King Kong?
Guy 2: Yes of course, aka Big Monke?
Guy 2: What?

by Joe Momma Official Gaming July 7, 2021

King kong

When you attach three blunt raps together to create a larger blunt. Doing this allows you to add more weed into the blunt. This is the predecessor of the Kong and a middleman of the formation. It goes as follows;

Blunt

Kong

King Kong
Godzilla

God

Aye you tryna roll a King Kong with the rest of this bud?

Hell yeah!

by RoboMonkey November 23, 2017