Darien, Illinois

There's not only a Darien in Connecticut, we exist too. Darien, Illinois is plainly considered 'the most boring place to live' by all of its teen-aged inhabitants. Ironically, the slogan of this little town is that it is a nice place to live. There may not be a lot to do but there is a whole lot of drugs and it's only a half hour from Chicago which is one of the greatest places ever besides the fact that more than half the year is winter. The most exciting thing that goes around is drugs, we are weed nation. If you're looking for a diverse town with its own LA, Darien is for you. Not only is it "racially diverse" but it ranges from rich to poor, preppy to whatever the opposite is. Along with that, if you're looking for a good time, Zero Gravity is nearby, so crack up that fake ID and go get wasted. The less socially inclusive kids do thrilling things such as see movies, and smoke weed at the many parks in the area. Definitely the best place on earth to get high and fuck shit up.

Darien, Connecticut: Ohai, we are so rich and perfect.

Darien, Illinois: Bitch please, we got some weed all up in here.

by weareweednation October 3, 2011

illinois

Heaven on Earth

I am currently at school in Cleveland Ohio, trust all of Illinois rocks. I am from the suburbs of Chiacgo, i did not realize how good i had it until i came here.

First of all you cannot buy alcohol after 10 in ohio. they have no 24 hr. establishments, and their football team is the Browns.

The best things about Chigao are the pizza, Da bears, and that there is actually things to do here. those reasons alone are reason enough to live here.

"Obviously God is rooting for da bears, or else he would not have put them in Chicago."

by i miss chi-town February 23, 2005

Quincy, Illinois

A city near the Mississippi River that is hands-down the worst place on earth.

Everyone here is either:
A)old, sick, or both
B)FSD
C)drunk or on drugs
or
D)dying to get out

Quincy is horrible. If you don't make it out by 25, you're stuck here forever. It is a cultural abyss. Trends make it here about 3 years after they've been popular everywhere else. Everyone mispronounces everything. Everyone goes deerhunting. The men have no limits to their stupidity and the girls are either super Christians or total whores.

Don't ever come here.
Please.

Quincy, Illinois is a great place to be from, but a horrible place to live.

by Miss Olive February 26, 2009

Rockford Illinois

Rockford Illinois is a dumping ground in the center of Northern Illinois for every surrounding community's pedophiles and other sex-offenders. It has also recently made headlines for its corrupt and trigger-happy Police force who generally shoot first and ask questions later especially if you are Black! It is generally accepted by most who visit Rockford that it is a dead end and if you move there the property taxes and cost of living will drain you like a vampire drains the life from a victim and you will be Rockford's slave forever!

shithole, sex-offender, Jesse Jackson, corruption Rockford Illinois, Police Brutality

by RockfordSucksAssholes August 25, 2010

carbondale illinois high school

It is a high school that has so many drug sellers and whores and nerds and freaks and jocks!!!
it is hell to some people!!
but heaven to others!!
the drugess usually get caught by the police! that check the school with dogs lately!!!
The whores leave out of shame!!
also home of the proud and strong terriers
but in the end it is high school with way to much drama!!

Carbondale illinois high school

by terrierdude December 7, 2010

Illinois State University

Home of the almost high school dropouts who are too scared to leave home, represented by Reggie the redbird. Surrounded by nothing but corn fields, windmills, and Tony's Tacos. Where the closest mall is about 12 minutes away and the drive is not worth it. It is full of workers who can't get a job anywhere else and scream at you when you walk past H and M. Home of mid-major athletes who are good but not good enough to go power 5. Full of arrogant and cocky football and basketball players who talk about going to the league even though no one shows up to their games. Has athletic facilities that are so shitty and outdated they give you cancer. Where there is competition between dining hall food and which one is better, "links or wattys?" Tri-tower dorms are home of the athletes, Watterson dorms are home of the frat boys and sorority girls, and hewet-manchester is home of people who no one gives a fuck about. Where students spend their weekends 'downtown' grinding on random boys at Daddios, not able to leave the bar with out getting stopped by cops who have nothing better to do than give out drinking tickets. With all that being said, Illinois State University is home of students who either couldn't get into a better school, or wanted to stay in state, and they do manage to party hard and have a good time.

Look at those fucking degenerates, they must go to Illinois State University

by Bran Easterland March 31, 2020

Illinois

A flat, cool state in the Midwest that has the Nation's 3rd largest city: Chicago. The state is said to have two different regions. Those are Chicagoland and Downstate. However, Downstate also applies to cities and areas north and west of Chicago, too.

In addition to that, here's something to think about: With the completion of the 2004 Presidential Election, a new map of the United States was created, including the "United States of Canada" and Jesusland. However, Illinois would be totally Republican if it wasn't for Chicago. That's why it is inaccurate to include all of Illinois into the United States of Canada as a Blue State.

Illinois has two regions called Downstate and Chicagoland.

by The Kentucky Yankee December 21, 2004