backup kazoo

in the instance where your main kazoo is out of service or stollen, it is useful to have a backup kazoo on hand.

-“i have stollen your main kazoo”
-“this is of no consequence to me as i have in my possession, a backup kazoo”

by xX_brad_Xx November 21, 2021

hizoo kazoo

To indulge in alcohol and marijuana at the same time.

Wanna score some bud and do hizoo kazoo tonight?

Shit Yes!

by Manty July 16, 2004

sandy kazoo

Is when you are at the Beach having sex, but before you mount your woman, you spit on your dick and stick it in the sand

If she doesn't move much during sex I highly recommend the good old sandy kazoo.

by FBIGLOWIE October 09, 2022

shit kazoo

someone who is really stupid but still cute

"wow Andy is such a shit kazoo"

by sexsapphic January 11, 2021

Wet Kazoo

A Wet Kazoo is what you call someone when a person is lazy or bringing down the vibes.
Overall just a Debbie Downer.

Tom: Hey Jack, what are you doing?
Tom: Oh, of course he's sleeping. Man he's such a Wet Kazoo!

by ⬆⬆⬇⬇⬅➡⬅➡🅱🅰- July 25, 2024

bum kazoo

The act of placing a layer of cling-film over your anus and expelling gas to create the effect of a kazoo.

My German friend plays a mean bum kazoo!

by ZastinLD February 11, 2016

Lamb skin kazoo

A sex act where one partner inflates the others foreskin like a balloon and then pinches the ends and forces the air out making a squeaky sound.

Dude, I totally got that chick to give me a lamb skin kazoo last night.

by The Space Pope May 06, 2018