Karim

Bald like a eagle. Money so fat he should be on a thousand dollar bill.

Karim uses turtle wax on him bald head.

by I didn’t say shit November 23, 2021

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Karim

Oh my god! A Karim! What's a Karim you ask? Karim is a meh height brown boy, with a Dusty Divot for a chest (if you don't know what a dusty divot is, you're a Karim). A Karim is someone who studies every possible bus route to ever exist, and only uses 2. Karim is a spoiled brat. Why?? Because he couldn't wait for Christmas day to OPEN HIS FUCKING GIFTS. Spoiled ass bitch. Karim really has no life because on his spare time he memorizes every single country and currency. If you're lucky he might have some on him, and he can give you a life lesson ted talk about how rare and important or shitty that country's economy is. As I'm writing this, I'm being tortured by one of these ted talks. Instead of shaving his moustache like everyone else, he goes for his iconic cousin of Hitler look. oh yea did I mention Karim's brown. Yea! he's so brown, my friend said he look just like her uncle! He's fit to be anyone's brown uncle! He's got the physique, the glasses, the clothing, the hair, and the eyes!! If what you're picturing in your head is what you think a Karim is, you're right. in conclusion, Karim's a stick. Please make sure to comment, like, and subscribe, to see more of the best content the world has ever seen, and Karim.

never in my life would I have thought I'd be stuck with a Karim

by jasonthemasonjar January 31, 2024

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