Burnt kabob

When you are having anal sex with your woman and they take a solid shit while you are fucking them.

My woman loves to give me a burnt kabob on Sunday's.

by Punkorlust November 1, 2018

Shrimp kabobing

The sexual act of sliding ones penis between another persons toes-each stroke between a different pair of toes

He did some quick shrimpin’ to lube her toes up for a thorough shrimp kabobing between her toes.

by Big Shrimpin’ August 16, 2019

douche kabob

Regarding the employment industry; a group of 4 or more people coming in to fill out an application for employment with only 1 person that speaks english.

Here comes a douche kabob, want to place bets on which one speaks english?

by Mrs. Hotits Ann Asses July 12, 2010

The Reverse Kabob

the act of sticking a whole shrimp up your urethra

"Dude I walked in on Jerry doing the reverse kabob. It was very kinky."

by TheCheeseCrusader December 3, 2019

snob kabob

A person who feels superior and has a stick up his or her butt.

Buffy was always conceited but now that she's with the in crowd, she's an uptight little snob kabob.

by Joeloveskelly August 28, 2017

Slob Kabob

A man using his penis to stir hot Ramen noodles and then recieving a bj.

"Your dick tastes like beef Ramen!" she said. "That's because the Ramen we had for dinner, I stirred with my dick because all the spoons were dirty" he said in response. She replied, "I can't believe you made me slob kabob your dick!"

by Honz911 December 5, 2023

Douche kabob

An attractive person who acts like shit.

Michale cheated on Lisa with her mother. Michale is a total douche kabob.

by Sarah vivian April 12, 2021