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Jupiter

A Slow texas person and and and who thinks an axolotl is segg-c and thinks a banana grabs his own pp
Jupiter is a nub.
by Jichael Mackson The Third February 20, 2022
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Jupiter

The hottest most fine person. Has an addiction to the song cpr and sings it whenever he can. They are too cute the smile they give is the brightest, even brighter than the sun. Their face is so cute the only person to be compared faces with is Mitsuba. But theJupiter is even hotter than that, making people traveling miles just to seek wisdom from such.
Jupiter: finer than the ticket on your car
by charmander_pika February 18, 2022
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Jupiter Wu

I wish I was moots with Jupiter Wu, bun so cool.
by A Jupiter Wu December 2, 2020
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Jupiter gas

When an extremely fat person's natural scent is enough to disintegrate any fly within 10 miles. No exaggeration..

Natural habitats these smells can be discovered in:
- found lurking through walmart under a fat scooter drivers ass
-found near bleachers under a 2 ton of fun mans ass that is taking up 3 seats at a sporting event.
Cause of death: was trapped in public bathroom filled with Jupiter gas.
by Platezz January 25, 2018
mugGet the Jupiter gasmug.

Jupiter

The best planet in our solar system. It is 100x better than that flat planet Earth
Logan: Whats the best planet
Any Smart Person : Jupiter of course
mugGet the Jupitermug.

Jupiter is the sun

Naming planets some idiot goes “sun” when naming planets after I show a image of Jupiter We had just Done 7 other planets the idiot only got earth and Saturn right and the idiot then guessed a star
Me being awesome, Guess this planet

Idiot, idk Sun

The idiot guessed That Jupiter is the sun
by The tallest me & biggest pp me September 15, 2021
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