Joris

Extremely epic dude. Probably one of the greatest dudes you would ever meet, if someone would find a cure for cancer it would be this guy. Legend has it that every Joris walking on this Earth is actually a reincarnation of one of the greatest minds this world has ever known; Ghandi, Nelson Mandela, Einstein, Nikola Tesla, Abraham Lincoln, you name it, chances are there is a Joris-reincarnation!

Wow, this guy is a living legend! Well, that must be a Joris!

by DionysusGodOfWine November 21, 2021

Joris

Joris is possibly the cutest person on earth. Even his testicles suit him.

"What do you think about Joris"
"His penis only makes him cuter"

by Cockn'balls November 23, 2021

Joris

Joris is a true friend. He would even wipe your ass if needed. Even without paper. You can count on him, always. Business on top, party on the bottom. Hard on the outside, soft on the inside.

Me: 'Joris, how are you?'
Joris: 'I am like the boom boom pow'

Joris, how are you?

by CGRRRRR November 22, 2021

Jory

Jory is the most frustrating man you'll ever meet. He will make fun of you until your eyes begin to bleed and you beg for mercy. If you find yourself a Jory please let him go because he will make you want to kill yourself.

Jory? Isn't that the bum who lives around the corner?

by millydee June 16, 2022

Jorie

A person very full of themselves but still cares about others. Very stubborn and you can't change any opinions this person has unless you try hard enough. Very caring and loves animals. Has a hard shell overlay but one you get passed that this person is an absolute sweetheart. Expect to get gifts if you ever befriend a Jorie, they can and will remember almost anything and everything about you if they want to.

"yo how did you get all those gifts?"
"Oh Jorie gave them to me, he's a great rememberer"

by Epicmaster5000 February 24, 2024

joris

Joris is one of the people that´ll remind of the sun. They spread positivity, are fun, charming, social but also mysterious. Just appreciate them, if you have a Joris in your life.

"Joris is so funny"

by duhyourcrush December 10, 2021

Jory Wood

I don’t know when you will see this or if you ever do… but I love you. You make the darkest days feel so bright and you are more warming than a fireplace with fuzzy blankets and drinking hot coco… you make me so happy and I honestly just need to confess my love for you. You still make me nervous and I still sweat when I hold your hand or when I’m around you. You really know how to make me happy and get me going. You are my number 1 motivator and I honestly can’t ask anymore of you. Thank you so much for everything you are so amazing. I love you 💞

Jory Wood… will you please marry me someday

by Squish22 May 4, 2022