Jordans 

The beauty of shoes that just look so good that everyone just buys. Also makes people extremely addicted and make something call sneakerheads!

Greg: Hey bro, check out these new Jordans i just got!
Sam: DAMN bro they on fire!
Greg: I KNOW RIGHT?
Sam: Ima go get some be right back
Greg: Okie Dokie make it quick
*10 years later*
Narrator: Sam becomes a sneakerhead and buys every single Jordan out there after Greg's one were sold out

Jordans by alphexphyscho October 20, 2022

Jordanlish 

a language similar to English that is misunderstood by many

I speak Jordanlish.

Jordanlish by Jordanlish May 24, 2023

Jordanian stew 

A term used right before you slap someone that is drunk or getting close to passing out. It’s a split second fair warning for the person being slapped.

Nate was really drunk at the bar so I Jordanian stewed him. He was good to go after that and partied like a rockstar the rest of the night.

Jordanian stew by BAGMS December 5, 2023

Jordanification 

Being unemployed, excessive gaming, poor sleep habits, and difficulty managing arrogance

I think my friend has jordanification

Jordanification by Johny Lee June 10, 2025

Jordanism 

spontaneous uncontrolled unintelligible screaming

You got yourself hooked on Jordanism.

Jordanism by FinalBossEben June 30, 2025

Jordanian Summer

When something's so burnt hot it feels like it was left out in a really shitty summer.

"This feels like it was left in a Jordanian Summer!"

Jordanian Summer by VJ Camtop November 28, 2025

Church Jordans 

A new or favorite seldom worn pair of Air Jordans reserved for special occasions like a Wedding, Easter or Fancy occasion.

It's almost Christmas time so it's almost time to bust out the "Church Jordans" for Christmas Eve service.

Church Jordans by ewanders1 November 4, 2024