Mrs. Johnson

a bitchy person who tries to teach but fails, ending up ruining people's lives.

mrs. johnson

by OMG I HATE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU May 21, 2009

johnson cola

Quite possibly the best drink in the world.

Dicks up!

Four Loko was sweet, but Johnson Cola fuckin' rocks my socks.

I can't remember life before Johnson Cola. Oh well.

I drink Johnson Cola. Chicks dig me.

by dancefloordale December 8, 2010

Magic Johnson AIDS

Same as regular AIDS, except that symptoms of the disease are held at bay by the virtue of the afflicted person possessing substantial wealth, thus being able to afford expensive cutting-edge treatments. As a result, the disease is rendered virtually non-existent while the patient enjoys a normal, uninterrupted life.

Thanks to a combination of promiscuity and my trust fund, I am happy to announce that I have Magic Johnson AIDS.

by barfstormman December 30, 2010

johnson rod

Seinfeld slang for a fake mechanical part used to jack up the price on your ignorant azz.

Mechanic: "You're gonna need a Johnson rod."

El Stupido: "Oh, a Johnson rod. Well ya better put one of those on there."

by Erix December 8, 2003

Johnson fold

Lovely estate , huge family. Be aware of the bunch of lads that constantly beg for cigarettes around the shops. Smells of weed most of the time but a nice place to live ,quiet estate unless there’s trouble then the whole estate know. Most of the estate know everyone’s business . Constant trouble causer of a child who’s constantly reported with brown hair usually in his pyjamas and has started to curl his hair. Shop keeper of bhojanis off-licence is a strange one who will touch your hand when giving him you the change of what u have bought and has you stood waiting whilst watching his tv.
Other than all that it’s a lovely estate , houses are quite big

johnson fold is a well known area known as jfold

by S*et May 11, 2019

Sarah Johnson Special

Taking 2 sausages at once see double penetration

“Cullen I’m gonna take you to Denny’s and make you get the Sarah Johnson Special.”

“Damn I didn’t know she was down with the Sarah Johnson Special, I’m gonna let my friends know”

by Bnnie October 28, 2017

Yanking your Johnson

To mess around with another friend in a jovial manner; to josh around and jest with another

Etymologically, comes from the phrase “pulling your leg”

Nah, I didn’t actually sleep with your mom, I was just yanking your Johnson.

by sexcboi69 April 26, 2022