Joey

Man slag. Lives in rhos, dates the entire school after sexual intercource. Will come back for seconds. Breaks up with frigid girls, such as duckface. Literally just gets with girls for a shag. Dark blonde hair and a stupid face. Be warned don’t date this prick.

Who’s that guy? Oh don’t bother with him he’s such a joey

Joey by Lucy and August 4, 2019

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Joey is a boy name, but SOMETIMES a girl one! Joey is a nice, blonde blue eyes, sexy, hot girl. She loves attention and is very modest. You could say she's perfect, 'cause she almost is, but one thing is her being TOO FRIENDLY with other guys, sometimes it's worrying 'cuz she's so pretty! She is bisexual, but mostly guys. She loves rap and RnB. She has the voice of a goddess and has the moste amazing 1000 dollar smile EVER. she is sensible to poverty, sick and dying.

Guy 1: "Im going out with this REALLY hot chick, but she's not like your girlfriend... I don't know, yours just is so... better."
Guy 2: "Joey is mine. I was lucky enough to charm her. TOO BAD! suckeeeer!"

Joey by JustAGuy.... September 24, 2011

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Joey

Joey: New England ski bum slang for a New Yorker/New Jersey/Connecticut tourist. Usually identified by: Rental boots and skis with jeans tucked in and an unzipped jacket OR the most expensive off-the-rack ski-boot-binding setup available, usually beautiful GS or Pow ski being wildly under-appreciated in a power-wedge. Also involves loud voices, obnoxious accents, and they are usually all named Joey. Girls come compete with fur accessories and way too much make-up. Trademark: the Joey Tuck--legs splayed in a wedge, ass in the air, poles sticking straight up, way out of control. Basically New England's own special kind of gaper who think they're hot shit.

Also, they have no idea how to drive on snowy roads or any road that isn't paved. Or even roads without at least 5 lanes of traffic.

Synonyms:
gaper flatlander gaper gap tourist

Antonyms:
ski bum powder hound snow whore local

"Dude, look at that swarm of Joeys sitting in the landing!"

"A out of control Joey took out a kid in my lesson today."

"I had to serve a family of Joeys today, thank god they tipped well."

Joey by Grandysaur March 7, 2010

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Joey

Joey can be nice to only girls, that have a nice body or that are “badass”. When you first meet him and if your a girl, he can seem like the best person ever. But when you get to know he’s very inappropriate and “interesting”. He’s kind of tall and not ugly but totally not cute. He’s. A. Player.

Joey 1st day: omg hi you look so pretty and nice, let’s talk.

Girl in her head: omg he seems so nice!

1 week later Joey: ay we should f***

Girl: ummmm

2-3 weeks later Joey: I’m done with you

Girl:why?

Joey: cause I’m going for a new hoe

Joey by Like how bruh December 8, 2019