Jibs

A term for the labia, generally applied to those which dangle more than average or take the apperance of beef curtains.
"I'm not fussy with women, but I can't be dealing with dangly jibs man. Thing is, by the time you find out it's too late, you can't just bring it out in conversation on a date like 'oh, by the way do you have dangly jibs?'."

"I saw this girl on TV who had her jibs cut down. She was really, really pretty but I can totally understand why she wanted them chopped, you saw everything"
by duel AKA Milky November 02, 2009
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to badly mess up a shot in Tiger Woods 2004 on the XBox
"Fuckin' ell i ve jibbed it, what a cunt"
by the gimps January 18, 2004
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Jib

by thepro891 May 01, 2018
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the act of masturbating someone of the same sex while sticking you finger in their asshole...The person must either be asleep or passed out drunk (also if they shit while your doing it they must pay you 1,000 dollars)
Joe passed out after 18 beers so steve thought it would be real funny to jib him....turns out it was just really gay
by mikemuzzin June 25, 2007
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A single small bird. Many populate the UMBC campus. Their colors indicate the specific Jub they are a part of.
"Those gangsterous jibs are stealing my car!"
by Ultimastrike November 22, 2004
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To intentionally waste something or an opportunity
why did you jib that beer hogan?
by Prince of Brelades November 08, 2008
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The fleshy underbutt of an overweight woman that is not butt and is not thigh. A greasy,cellulite riddled mass that needs to be hidden.
" The first time I met Joyce she was bent over in these Mickey Mouse shorts with all her jib exposed. My dick turtled back inside me. "
by piankeshaw June 02, 2008
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