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jehosheba

She's hot, suffers for a little bit of heath problems and struggles with anxiety and a little bit of adhd. Loves to be around her friends and wi6ches personalities when speaking to different people. Playful, a little kinky and flirts with almost everyone she likes.
I really like jehosheba. My name is 524336
by 524336 October 17, 2022
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Jehovane

Jehovane will always be the prettiest girl to EVER exist.
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habar jeclo is a tribe in northern Somalia which borders Ogaden to the south, the garxajis to the northeast, and reer darawiish to the east, and the various isaaq to the west
she habar jeclo
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Jehovahs Witnesses

A Christian religion that do not waver from the teachings of the bible. They do not allow homosexual priests to teach their children they do not allow celebrations of pagan festivities. They are the only religion that use gods name and do not disrespect him by calling him lord.He has a name.
Jehovahs Witnesses
by shaylove69 July 9, 2011
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jehovah's witness

a person that believes that jehovah is their creater and also follows monotheism strongly. they also knock on people's door to try and get them to join their religion.
a jehovah's witness knocked on my door yesterday
by im_the_Bomb June 15, 2009
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jehovah trick

A trick/excuse claiming to be a Jehovah's Witness. Used when purposely/accidentally forgetting holidays/occasions.
"What did you get your girlfriend for Christmas?"
"I used the jehovah trick on her so I didn't have to get her anything."
by littoivan March 17, 2008
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jehovah's witnesses

An extremely annoying cult that brainwashes little children into not excepting blood transfusions to save their life. If you are baptized and want to leave, they will "disfellowship" you and the consequences are that your family and friends who are JW's are not allowed to associate with you anymore.

They are a bunch of hypocritical fanatic bible thumpers who criticise all non-JW's, but just sit around in their Kingdom Halls and talk about how good they are and how bad everything in the world is. They just sit there and discuss the same fucking thing during every meeting.

The are a complete waste and drain on society and the economy. They do not contribute positive in anyway. They are just sitting around waiting for the world to end, which when it does all JW's will get into the new system and all non-JW's will be killed by god!
Husband: How was your day, dear?
Wife: Oh, two Jehovah's Witnesses knocked on the door at 7am this morning and I immediately told them I was disfellowedshipped. The two young men screamed like girls and ran back to their car.
Husband: Where's dinner?
by squish squashy May 9, 2006
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